450lb. OC Gang Member Tried To Grab Boy Going To Soccer Practice

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Posted: 10/5/2012 6:56:55 PM EDT

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/10/05/police-oc-gang-member-tried-to-grab-boy-going-to-soccer-practice/

Posted: 10/5/2012 6:58:26 PM EDT

[#1]

Chin beard

Posted: 10/5/2012 6:59:03 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Chin beard

How else you supposed to know where his face ends?

Posted: 10/5/2012 6:59:49 PM EDT

[#3]

God, I'm glad they didn't show more of him.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:01:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Dupe

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:03:42 PM EDT

[#5]

why the long face?

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:05:45 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
why the long face?

Lulz

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:12:29 PM EDT

[#7]

“In talking to the victim, he stated that he stayed in the yard where he saw him go because he was unable to get over the fence,” Bertagna said.

Wow, lucky, that. I'd have thought he would have just busted through like the Kool-Aid pitcher guy.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:13:37 PM EDT

[#8]

Kin to Honey Boo Boo?

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:16:49 PM EDT

[#9]

That has photoshop potential

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:18:30 PM EDT

[#10]

Probably fattened on ebt cards and will be medicated with O care. No sympathy for a fat, pedophile gang member.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:19:29 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

That has photoshop potential

That's not shopped now? Damn......

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:19:46 PM EDT

[#12]

Dude's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:20:48 PM EDT

[#13]

Get in ma' bella!

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:20:58 PM EDT

[#14]

Screen name?
And I feel skinny.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:24:28 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
why the long face?

Lulz

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:25:28 PM EDT

[#16]

They better check his cheek pouches for more kids.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:25:45 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
why the long face?

You almost owed me a new monitor.....mountain dew hurts going out through the nose tooo

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:27:29 PM EDT

[#18]

Could probably photoshop flip the face and he would look nearly the same, except bald with a beard.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:31:44 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Could probably photoshop flip the face and he would look nearly the same, except bald with a beard.

You could prolly photochop it on alot of shit.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:35:18 PM EDT

[#20]

Jesus.

His chin looks like it should have a nipple.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:36:07 PM EDT

[#21]

“He was grabbed by the suspect by both of his arms and he pulls him into his body area,” Santa Ana Police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna said. “We believe that he was going to take the kid away.”

Was he going to try and engulf the kid via phagocytosis?

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:36:13 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
They better check his cheek pouches for more kids.

Ha Ha, yeah he isn't hiding nuts in those, it is kids.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:39:04 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

God, I'm glad they didn't show more of him.

The department doesn't have the budget for large-format cameras.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:40:50 PM EDT

[#24]

bet he was gonna eat the kid

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:42:05 PM EDT

[#25]

Isn't the key to committing a crime not to be recognized and to be able to run away?

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:44:25 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Jesus.

His chin looks like it should have a nipple.

Or maybe a belly button.

I'm not convinced its not a conjoined twin riding shotgun on his lower mandible.

Posted: 10/5/2012 7:47:47 PM EDT

[#27]

For once, Jay Leno's jokes might be worth listening to.

Posted: 10/5/2012 9:24:25 PM EDT

[#28]

notice he is not even wearing the jumpsuit in the mugshot. it looks like they just draped it on him to cover his HUGE man Rack

Posted: 10/5/2012 9:26:12 PM EDT

[#29]

I think I saw that guy at the Flying J

Posted: 10/5/2012 9:30:33 PM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 10/5/2012 10:41:26 PM EDT

[#31]

Meat scarf.

Posted: 10/5/2012 10:44:21 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 10/5/2012 10:45:03 PM EDT

[#33]

how the fuck does a guy that large CATCH a kid?

Posted: 10/5/2012 10:48:32 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 10/5/2012 10:51:49 PM EDT

[#35]

He looks like the brother to that whale on that stupid Honey Boo Boo show

Posted: 10/5/2012 11:36:37 PM EDT

[#36]

Ready on Harpoon.

Posted: 10/5/2012 11:41:20 PM EDT

[#37]

Mmmm where does he live? I need to mark him on my gps for post apocalypse BBQ.

Posted: 10/6/2012 12:41:31 AM EDT

[#38]

KNX 1070′s Mike Landa reports police responded to a call shortly before 7:30 p.m. on Thursday from Delhi Park at 505 E. Central stating that a soccer coach was unsuccessfully attempting to detain 55-year-old suspect Victor Joseph Espinoza. When officers arrived, the 425-pound Espinoza had escaped.

You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.

He was located by helicopter shortly afterward hiding in a backyard on the 500 block of E. Central.

This has to be a typo. It probably meant to say the fucker was hiding AS the 500 block of E. Central.

I just can't bring myself to comment any more....

Posted: 10/6/2012 12:56:25 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

He was located by helicopter shortly afterward hiding in a backyard on the 500 block of E. Central.

This has to be a typo. It probably meant to say the fucker was hiding AS the 500 block of E. Central.
.

Posted: 10/6/2012 1:39:16 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Dude's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted: 10/6/2012 1:49:17 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.

Half of my coaches over the years were in shape, they would actually run with us and actively participate, the other half were the stand around and tell you what to do type.

Still, how exactly do you stop a 425lb man? It says that the coach "tackled" him.... what more do you want?

Posted: 10/6/2012 1:53:58 AM EDT

[#42]

They were able to apprehend him quickly because they had a good police artist sketch to work from.

Posted: 10/6/2012 2:03:02 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

“He was grabbed by the suspect by both of his arms and he pulls him into his body area,” Santa Ana Police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna said. “We believe that he was going to take the kid away.”

Was he going to try and engulf the kid via phagocytosis?

In this case Fagocytosis.

And I LoLd.

Good one.

Posted: 10/6/2012 2:09:19 AM EDT

[#44]

He was located by helicopter shortly afterward hiding in a backyard on the 500 block of E. Central.

Maybe he needed a bigger backyard to hide in.

Fat motherfucker.

Posted: 10/6/2012 2:10:44 AM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 10/6/2012 2:19:00 AM EDT

[#46]

He's so fat, his head is like twice as long as it should be.

That's impressively fat.

Posted: 10/6/2012 2:29:42 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.

Half of my coaches over the years were in shape, they would actually run with us and actively participate, the other half were the stand around and tell you what to do type.

Still, how exactly do you stop a 425lb man? It says that the coach "tackled" him.... what more do you want?

The guy's a soccer coach. Tackling in soccer is the same as playing footsies.