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Posted: 10/1/2012 8:51:42 PM EDT
So how many of you are going to find a way around the import restrictions and get your own?
BTW, The Daily Caller article link does not have any CoC violations, but the link it provides to the company website definitely does... You haven’t truly lived until you have tasted premium liquor that was first dribbled down the bare chest of an international Playboy model.
Since not everyone is lucky enough to do this on a nightly basis, German liquor company G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling: Each drop of liquor is poured down the bare breasts of a naked model before it’s packaged for your imbibing pleasure. Seriously. ... The good news is that all it takes is a little imagination to create this same effect at home: Just grab a bottle of Jack Daniels and the nearest female of questionable moral standards, and voila! — you too can have boob booze in the comfort of your own living room or neighborhood adult entertainment venue.          ...in that order
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Posted: 10/1/2012 8:55:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2012 8:57:49 PM EDT
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Man, I forgot what awesome freaks the Germans are.
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Posted: 10/1/2012 8:59:08 PM EDT
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Did not read the article but, That logo with the nude girl that i see in the video, will never make it to the states for sure... But when did youtube start allowing nude videos?? |
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Posted: 10/1/2012 9:00:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2012 9:02:15 PM EDT
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LOL
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Posted: 10/1/2012 9:02:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2012 9:13:10 PM EDT
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cool I have my mother send me one or bring me one when she visits next time
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Posted: 10/1/2012 9:15:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: cool I have my mother send me one or bring me one when she visits next time "Hey mom, can you bring me some of that booze that's dribbled over a slut's tits?" |
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Posted: 10/1/2012 9:22:14 PM EDT
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New meaning to "tit juice"
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Posted: 10/1/2012 9:22:49 PM EDT
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From the website: "23 year old Amina Malakona"
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:04:18 AM EDT
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cool I have my mother send me one or bring me one when she visits next time "Hey mom, can you bring me some of that booze that's dribbled over a slut's tits?" 
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:07:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:20:12 AM EDT
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Add to cart. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:22:48 AM EDT
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Hilarious ...reminds me of the David Chapelle sketch where he demanded Cambodian breast milk..."I only drink the finest breast milks...now go get me some Cambodian!"
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:25:33 AM EDT
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If I consumed Liquor, that would be the one
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:54:04 AM EDT
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Next: premium coke that's been on a high end hooker's ass.
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:54:48 AM EDT
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How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit?
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:56:48 AM EDT
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Next: premium coke that's been on in a high end hooker's ass. FIFY 
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:57:27 AM EDT
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How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit? It's not desperation. It's opulence + convenience. It has it both. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:57:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit?  |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:59:08 AM EDT
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Gagnam style.
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:03:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:05:44 AM EDT
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Damn, I need some Whiskey and Vodka but I bet the Rum is tasty too....
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:08:25 AM EDT
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Damn, I need some Whiskey and Vodka but I bet the Rum is tasty too.... More like TITskey and JUBka, amirite? |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:12:01 AM EDT
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How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit? It's not desperation. It's opulence + convenience. It has it both. It's only baller to actually drink the stuff off of a live, in-person, hot chick's tits. It's weak as fuck to say "Well the company says they poured it over some hot chick's tits before they bottled it." Buying booze that has supposedly been poured over a set of titties you've never seen or put your mouth on is some weak ass shit. No pimp worthy of his chalice would go near that. Remember that scene in From Dusk 'Till Dawn when Selma Hayek pours a drink down her thigh and into that bizarro-looking motherfucker's mouth? Yeah...that shit's only cool if your mouth is actually around her toes. Otherwise it's no different than a bunch of sexually frustrated dudes buying used panties out of a vending machine in Japan. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:16:46 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:17:12 AM EDT
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the girls they are actually using
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:34:50 AM EDT
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So, in this distillery's bottling plant, there's a bunch of international Playboy Playmates with their breastesses stuck out while booze pours over them before it gets bottled?
Day-in and day-out? These hot chicks spend 40-hours a week having booze poured over their tit ol' biggies? Because you'd have to have a passel of international Playboy Playmates to do anymore than 1 or 2 promotional cases of this stuff. I ain't buyin' this bullshit. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:39:27 AM EDT
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So, in this distillery's bottling plant, there's a bunch of international Playboy Playmates with their breastesses stuck out while booze pours over them before it gets bottled? Day-in and day-out? These hot chicks spend 40-hours a week having booze poured over their tit ol' biggies? Because you'd have to have a passel of international Playboy Playmates to do anymore than 1 or 2 promotional cases of this stuff. I ain't buyin' this bullshit. You suspect that the actual industrial process has someone named "Helga" who weighs 350 lbs and hasn't showered in a month on the production line? Maybe when they're running behind on their production quota they slip in someone named Fritz from over in accounting while Helga takes a smoke break? Buzzkill, man. Buzzkill. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:43:23 AM EDT
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for effiencency they use a old broad with saggy sad sacks.
that way the booze runs right down the udder and into the container without loss run it over some perky round boobs and it will just run everywhere causing 20% loss how do you like them apples?
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:43:48 AM EDT
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"This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit"
And a new way to make money off suckers. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:45:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: How fucking desperate does somebody have to be to buy that shit? What I was thinking....  |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:47:10 AM EDT
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"This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit"
And a new way to make money off suckers. Exactly. This is the kind of shit Fiddy Cent would sell. Note the word SELL there. He would sell it, not buy it. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 9:53:40 AM EDT
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Only $150/bottle
But they include an exclusive picture
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Posted: 10/2/2012 10:02:10 AM EDT
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Bars are full of skeezoids who'll let you do that shit with a well drink or a light beer.
Fuck paying for it. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 10:03:42 AM EDT
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More money than sense? Still can't get laid? Do I have the drink for you!
I'll stick with the DIY version, thanks. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 10:05:04 AM EDT
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Damn, I need some Whiskey and Vodka but I bet the Rum is tasty too.... More like TITskey and JUBka, amirite? ROFL, yeah somethin' like that. What they *should* have done is use bottles shaped as those ladies to tie in the marketing. Brilliant marketing strategy really regardless of hotness of the models. |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 10:07:43 AM EDT
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Only $150/bottle But they include an exclusive picture And I'm sure the woman in the picture would be the same that poured it over her jubblies.
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Posted: 10/2/2012 10:07:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: used panties out of a vending machine Link? |
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Posted: 10/2/2012 7:29:22 PM EDT
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Only $150/bottle But they include an exclusive picture And I'm sure the woman in the picture would be the same that poured it over her jubblies.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzAWlZy9BRgJ3op7nM41ZBHbEDnU2MC-91nwyA91_mdggs-iPHZglBHQe_
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:17:02 PM EDT
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At least it's not run through their snizzes...
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Posted: 10/2/2012 8:59:06 PM EDT
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A real Player: "Yo, hand me that bottle and watch this..." A Sad Sack: "I'm gonna go online and pay extra to buy something that may or may not have touched a boob so that I can drink it. That's almost like touching a boob myself, right?" |
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Posted: 10/5/2012 4:59:41 PM EDT
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disregard
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Posted: 10/5/2012 5:26:20 PM EDT
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This just gave a idea for booze for wimmens,I'm going to stir there drinks with my dick.
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Posted: 10/5/2012 5:37:02 PM EDT
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I'm ok with it, but I doubt each bottle is poured over a playboy models tits.
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Posted: 10/5/2012 5:42:40 PM EDT
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Well...it sounds more sanitary than gargled milk.
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Posted: 10/5/2012 5:44:13 PM EDT
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Kinda gross really. What else has been on the breasteses?
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Posted: 10/5/2012 5:44:22 PM EDT
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Sounds unsanitary. All the drawbacks with none of the benefits.
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Posted: 10/5/2012 6:45:58 PM EDT
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Video of the manufacturing process?
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Posted: 10/5/2012 6:55:06 PM EDT
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The beauty of having it poured down the breasts is that you get to lick it off as well...
$150/bottle? lol...a fool and his money... |
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