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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:31:18 AM EDT
hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly. LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading. I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive? 
UPDATE 1 i had so many ideas but I decided to keep it simple and mysterious. I sent this email. Wonder if he'll bite? Hey aaron
My name is Parker and I just saw your add on craigslist. My bruh and I were in mex last week with this chic and things got crazey. but we back now so all's good. Were lookig for sum to add to our game and sounds like you got the skills to help us out. I got back from Iraq but nothing badass, I was in supply and I still got connections if you know what I mean haha. My bud was too. Anyway we're interested in your lessons, hit me back. holler- parker God writing like that made my head hurt. UPDATE 2 excelent another newcomer to the wonderful world of survival. i need to know a couple of things. your location age name. im going to do a back round check. if thts ok. its required since we are out in the middle of the wilderness with sharp things. id also like to know how much u are willing to learn. i can teach you basics or specifics or everything. i also need to know if u want to travel or if u would like to stay local. im looking forward to your response. i will give you a price and a list of materials soon enough
Okay guys, gimme some ideas here to string him along 
UPDATE 3 Yo arron,
I would have replied sooner but I got booted out of the library for looking at smurfs. I'm in Kenosha and name is Gerald Parker. but peeple just call me parker. Your talking about sharp things, were not crossing swords yet right? We'll learn everything you can teach us. I want to be like Bear Giles. What experiense do you have, can you show me what kit I need for training? I still have most of my stuff from Iraq. Travel's no big thing, I been all over, just got back from MExico last week. What kind of payment you take? Cash, other stuff? Like I got a whole freezer of imtation crab meat if you want any. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:32:08 AM EDT
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Yeah but....do you have the disaplin needed?
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:17 AM EDT
[#2]
Illiterate, pothead, survivalist. Sounds like fun. Have at it.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:27 AM EDT
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Something tells me dad must have a lot of imitation crab meat in the freezer.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:28 AM EDT
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no dought
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:33:49 AM EDT
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Tell me more about these excersizes.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:34:07 AM EDT
[#6]
Do it...but dont forget your towelie.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:34:26 AM EDT
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Disaplin sounds like some type of medication...
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:34:36 AM EDT
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OMG redding thet mekes me hed hertz.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:36:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:36:20 AM EDT
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And he's EXTREMELY 420 friendly.
Is this the new way to troll for weed? |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:05 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: Something tells me dad must have a lot of imitation crab meat in the freezer. Yep, I heard banjos playing as I read that ad.... |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:22 AM EDT
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He already has crab meat i shall offer trains
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:45 AM EDT
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Ask him to make a YouTube video showcasing his abilities. I really want to see this clown for some reason
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:52 AM EDT
[#14]
And what is this "survival Extraordinaire"?
Inquiring minds want to know! |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:37:53 AM EDT
[#15]
Probably a street kid with a laptop and free wifi.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:38:09 AM EDT
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Drop him off 10 blocks from the nearest Kwicki Mart and 10 bucks says he's found raped and starving in two weeks within a 3 block area.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:38:51 AM EDT
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I would think less of you if you didn't troll that.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:39:25 AM EDT
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What part of survival requires your buddy to be single?
I'm guessing the excersizes start out with "we're the last two people in the world..." |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:39:36 AM EDT
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And he's EXTREMELY 420 friendly. Is this the new way to troll for weed? The expression has been around since the 1990s. Apparently, 4:20 is the perfect time to smoke pot. So when you see 4:19 or 4:20, that's what it means. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:39:39 AM EDT
[#20]
its a tarp
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:40:02 AM EDT
[#21]
Wasn't he trying to sell a shotgun on here not too long ago?
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:41:17 AM EDT
[#22]
Those crazy cheeseheads.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:41:32 AM EDT
[#23]
Definitely troll OP. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:42:07 AM EDT
[#24]
LOL
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:45:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:47:17 AM EDT
[#26]
Airsoft much?
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:47:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:49:38 AM EDT
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OK you convinced me. I'm not sure my spelling and grammar will pass the sniff test for his.... targeted audience but I've got some ideas but I'm going to let them simmer for a bit before I FO.
Stay friendly
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:50:30 AM EDT
[#29]
I sugjestion thet yoo trolls him gooder.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:58:20 AM EDT
[#30]
CL is almost as 'tarded as GD. Almost.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 9:59:39 AM EDT
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CL is almost as 'tarded as GD. Almost. about 87% as retarded as GD |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:11:46 AM EDT
[#32]
There's gonna be a lot of drinking, fighting and sex on this camping trip.
So, whose all going? Just me and you. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:23:57 AM EDT
[#33]
I don't have much disaplin but I do have a freezer full of imitation crab meat and it's to much for me to eat.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:31:06 AM EDT
[#34]
Find a picture of a dick and send it to him.
Tell him you needs lessons. 
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:33:32 AM EDT
[#35]
Remember it's all about the disaplin.
It takes tough mental disaplin to be a survival extraordinaire. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:35:37 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: Disaplin sounds like some type of medication... Holy fuck, I'm trademarking that shit. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:35:49 AM EDT
[#37]
Get on my level kid...
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:37:54 AM EDT
[#38]
 Quoted: Get on my level kid... https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-pp9G79TJ2kk/UDppJ7focPI/AAAAAAAABgk/ILh80CLphHY/s800/134598506082.gif Are you a... wizard ninja? |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:40:40 AM EDT
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Get on my level kid... https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-pp9G79TJ2kk/UDppJ7focPI/AAAAAAAABgk/ILh80CLphHY/s800/134598506082.gif 
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:48:49 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Something tells me dad must have a lot of imitation crab meat in the freezer. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 10:56:54 AM EDT
[#41]
I'm guessing he drinks his pee.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 11:15:52 AM EDT
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Yeah but....do you have the disaplin needed? I dought it. __________________________________________________________________ Cross-platform gun database/electronic bound book (v1.3.2) (and the original thread). Paultards: maximizing libertarian losses since 2008. «nolite confidere in principibus, in filiis hominum quibus non est salus» |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 11:25:03 AM EDT
[#43]
survival is 100% disaplin, and zero percent spelling.
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Posted: 9/16/2012 11:26:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: Yeah but....do you have the disaplin needed? I have my doughts. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 11:31:05 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly. LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading. I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive? I'm tagging this just to see what kind of response you get. Don't let me down. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 11:37:14 AM EDT
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Ask him to make a YouTube video showcasing his abilities. I really want to see this clown for some reason This. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 11:38:04 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly. LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading. I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive? I bet he got an A+ in English. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 11:51:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: hey man, my name is aaron im 18 i am a survival Extraordinaire . I specialize in wilderness but im pretty handy with and urban setting. i am looking for an experienced survival buddy only. survival is 100% disaplin im looking for nothing less if u cant keep up or dont think you can, you cant. i am extremly 420 frienldy i dont partake as offten durring excersizes (if at all). i plan to be in a teach and learn situation. im open for sugjestions an ideas so if you think you are up to it hit me up. i also offer lessons for familys and groups. if you are a single person wishing to learn plz email me anyway ill fit you in no dought. thank you stay friendly. LOL. Kenosha craiglist makes for interesting reading. I'm tempted to troll this. What say the hive? I bet he got an A+ in English. 1, 2, 3... hooked on phonics works for me? Seriously though... I'm thinking too much emphasis on phonics and not enough on spelling, combined with too many hours in the text/ email/ irc/ gaming realm instead of real life. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 12:04:03 PM EDT
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no dought 
There's definitely a dought, it hasn't rained here in quite some time. |
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Posted: 9/16/2012 12:13:03 PM EDT
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18 years old? ....Me, my kids and grand kids want to learn from this expert.
I'm going with the whole family option....where do I send my money? GM |
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