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Posted: 7/29/2002 10:41:19 AM EDT
writing songs ?

Don't you just love Alanis Morissette? Doesn't her music just set your heart afire with the passion of misspent youth? Don't you wish you could write catchy pop hits just like she does?

Well now you can.

http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-alanislyrics.html

post your best songs [:D]
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 10:46:04 AM EDT
[#1]
Who??

Was she with AC/DC??  Did she write Hells Bells or Dirty Deeds (Done dirt cheap)?

Sgtar15

Link Posted: 7/29/2002 10:56:20 AM EDT
[#2]
Wow, point and click song writing. It actually sounds better than most of the stuff on the radio. I think I'll write music for it.

"Why"

Cars, pedestrians, roads
Why God, Why?
Pedestrians, streets, traffic
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of traffic
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Stop signs, cars, red lights
Why God, Why?
Traffic, red lights, roads
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of traffic
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of traffic
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

Link Posted: 7/29/2002 10:56:43 AM EDT
[#3]
Here's mine!
"Why"

SUVs, Senators, Representatives
Why God, Why?
Senators, Gun-grabbers, liberals
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of liberals
Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Tree-huggers, SUVs, Birkenstocks
Why God, Why?
Liberals, Birkenstocks, Representatives
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of liberals
Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of liberals
Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
View Quote


There's a #1 hit!

No, wait!  THIS one's better!
"I Think"

I Think Politicians are really a huge problem
I Think Senators are too much on my mind
I Think Representatives have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Kipling line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Alisha's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on liberals
Blame it on liberals
Blame it on liberals

I Think Gun-grabbers are gonna drive us all crazy
And Tree-huggers make me feel like a child
I Think Birkenstocks will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do?  I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Kipling line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Alisha's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on liberals
Blame it on liberals
Blame it on liberals

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like Alisha's smile, cruel and cold
Like Alishia's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on liberals
Blame it on liberals
Blame it on liberals
View Quote


Platinum, baby!  Platinum!
Link Posted: 7/29/2002 10:59:43 AM EDT
[#4]
Great!  Here is the song I came up with:

"Why"

Liberals, democrats, feminists
Why God, Why?
Democrats, senators, Gun Control
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Gun Control
Like a Robert Frost character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Congressmen, liberals, lawmakers
Why God, Why?
Gun Control, lawmakers, feminists
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Gun Control
Like a Robert Frost character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Gun Control
Like a Robert Frost character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?



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