In the sporit of, http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=136176

Welcome to the North.

-  If you speak with an acccent, expect to have to repeat yourself to be understood.

-  We talk fast, get over it.

-  We are polite to family.  We don't fake it to everyone.

-  Don't order grits and a coke at Morton's.  It is in poor taste.

-  Only serial killers are called by their first and middle name.

-  Don't try to fake a NY accent, there are too many to choose from and you won't get it right.

-  Yankees are a baseball team, that's it.

-  The North won, get over it.  We don't care.

-  Coke is brand name, not a generic beverage.

-  If you can't drive in rain, don't expect to drive in the snow.

-  You have business down there - we have business up here - Merrill Lynch, Soloman Smith Barney, Fidelity, Prudential, UBS Paine Webber, what's your point?

-  And yes, some of us like the pace up here.

All in good nature, no offense to my southern friends.  This yankee does enjoy his time south of the border!

-Ray