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Posted: 7/28/2002 7:37:28 PM EDT
And I'm not talking about the generic four-letter expletive, or even a curse that is immediately discernible as such.

I like the curses that force someone to think - at least a little bit.

My two favourites -

"May you live in interesting times." (Chinese)
"May you get everything you ever wanted." (French)

Anybody else have any?

FFZ
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 8:06:25 PM EDT
[#1]
"May your lance never break."

Scott

Link Posted: 7/28/2002 8:26:21 PM EDT
[#2]
May your children act just like you do.
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 8:55:34 PM EDT
[#3]
may everyone at AR15.com send me $100,000  within 2 years
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 9:59:00 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 10:09:23 PM EDT
[#5]
May a pregnant camel pass wind in your hot tub.
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 10:29:03 PM EDT
[#6]
your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 10:34:49 PM EDT
[#7]
DScott and Armalite - you guys ahve the right idea.  I like those...

The idea behind these is similar to the guiding principle behind diplomacy - "Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to Hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

You see, anyone can cast insults.  The height of the art comes when you insult someone, they have to think about it before they realise it's an insult, and THEN they are insulted again because they have to think about it!

Let's keep them going, these can get fun...

FFZ
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 11:07:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Bastard son of a  sheep raping leprous syphilitic whore!!

(I called my boss that last week....  Anger can make you do some... interesting things)


[grenade]
Link Posted: 7/28/2002 11:14:03 PM EDT
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