So sing along everybody!!


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Are you lonesome tonight?
Does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your mylanta and tums?
Does your memory stray,
To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums?
Is your hairline receding?
Your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her,
And its prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain?
Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
Is your blood pressure up?
Good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat Cuisine
All that oat bran and fruit,
Metamucil to boot.
Helps you run like
A well oiled machine.
If it's football or baseball,
He sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at
But forgets what it's for.
So your gallbladder's gone,
But your gout lingers on,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
When you're hungry, he's not,
When you're cold, he is hot,
Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light,
He goes left and you go right,
Then you get his great symphonic snore.
He was once so romantic,
So witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such
A cranky old fart?
So don't take any bets,
It's as good as it gets,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building... !  [bounce]

You sir, are no Elvis.

Well Sir, I beg to differ. Starting with
my best flatulence, I can sing with the best of them.... [;)]

Jerry Garcia says "Elvis is Dead".

[b]realist[/b]


I saw Elvis Presley's first TV appearance. It was in 1956.

Now about you -- Your ability, with words, would not even make a poor pimple on Elvis's ASS.

And Yes, I may be an OLD FART, however, that is better than being a YOUNG TURD.

Bill

I guess Jerry Garcia would know.[;)]

ByteTheBullet (-:

[b]heliflyer...[/b]

OMG...LMAO....   You got a cane up your ass today ?  [;)]

I am not as old as you, but still consider myself to be an old fart!  lol...  

I have an original unused ticket to one of his performances here in Houston... before the Ed Sullivan fiascal. No camera on his gyrating hips..:rolleyes:  

realist out

Elvis RuleD

Pre 64 Elvis was THE man. The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan show changed everything.