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Posted: 8/21/2012 12:54:55 AM EDT
See, I'm a brief man (rimshot).
Briefs are nice. They keep everything tidy, the provide lots of support, etc. Everything is where is needs to be, in a set of briefs. But my wife bought me this pair of silk boxers. The problem I have with these are threefold: 1. Their silky nature gives me a permanent hard on. 2. Said hard on isn't well contained, and is rather visible in anything other than skin-tight bell bottoms. 3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. But...she shagged the shit out of me, while I was wearing them. So I have a bit of a conundrum. Do I keep wearing these guaranteed-to-get-laid-garments, or do I stick to my guns and go for broke, in the form of briefs, hoping that she really loves dick more than the average bear? Because let's be honest, no dude looks good in a pair of tightie whities. |
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Go for the sparkle jockey. If she doesn't run out of the room screaming she's a keeper.
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Free Ball for the win.
I stopped wearing underwear years ago. General consensus is that females are supportive of it, however, it may take a little while for everyone to get used to. |
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Quoted: 3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. The hard-ons or the boxers? |
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Commando is the way to go then boxers. Come on man no one rocks whitey tighties
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3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. The hard-ons or the boxers? |
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go for boxer briefs. The problem there, is that the "shorts" part of it rides up my God damned leg, throughout the day. Pisses me off. |
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Quoted: Quoted: go for boxer briefs. The problem there, is that the "shorts" part of it rides up my God damned leg, throughout the day. Pisses me off. Either you have massive bicycle riding muscles, or you need a larger size. You may think you are still a medium but they can only stretch so far. I am facing the same sad reality
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Boxer briefs for the win my friend.
A little something for everybody. You get the feel of the briefs and the sex that comes with the boxers. And well, she gets something. |
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go for boxer briefs. The problem there, is that the "shorts" part of it rides up my God damned leg, throughout the day. Pisses me off. Either you have massive bicycle riding muscles, or you need a larger size. You may think you are still a medium but they can only stretch so far. I am facing the same sad reality I have muscular cycling thighs - leftover from an athletic era gone by. |
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Boxer briefs for the win my friend. A little something for everybody. You get the feel of the briefs and the sex that comes with the boxers. And well, she gets something. This. |
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Wear the briefs under the boxers.. Did you REALLY forget the "get both" option??
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Dont let women manipulate you with sex. Once they have figured out that it works...they will use it to their advantage.
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See, I'm a brief man (rimshot). Briefs are nice. They keep everything tidy, the provide lots of support, etc. Everything is where is needs to be, in a set of briefs. But my wife bought me this pair of silk boxers. The problem I have with these are threefold: 1. Their silky nature gives me a permanent hard on. 2. Said hard on isn't well contained, and is rather visible in anything other than skin-tight bell bottoms. 3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. But...she shagged the shit out of me, while I was wearing them. So I have a bit of a conundrum. Do I keep wearing these guaranteed-to-get-laid-garments, or do I stick to my guns and go for broke, in the form of briefs, hoping that she really loves dick more than the average bear? Because let's be honest, no dude looks good in a pair of tightie whities. I have several pairs of said boxers. I think they are awesome. But you are right about your #1, if you walk a bit to fast you will get a bit of chube at times, but that stops after you get used to it. All the pair that I have were gifts as well. If my girl buys me some I will wear them for her pleasure and because you can't be a under the table hand job through the jeans while wearing them! But I must say, I work outside on the hot ass flightline and that silk doesn't keep the package dry and comfy like cotton boxers. And your #3 reason...Well I suggest you wipe a little better and that should solve that problem! |
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Free Ball for the win. I stopped wearing underwear years ago. General consensus is that females are supportive of it, however, it may take a little while for everyone to get used to. I tried going commando once... the funk ass was not worth it. Jeans also don't feel good on the balls. Then there's the fear of zipper-induced trauma.... I wear boxer briefs now. UA BoxerJocks FTW. |
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Quoted: Quoted: 3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. The hard-ons or the boxers? snort... |
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See, I'm a brief man (rimshot). Briefs are nice. They keep everything tidy, the provide lots of support, etc. Everything is where is needs to be, in a set of briefs. But my wife bought me this pair of silk boxers. The problem I have with these are threefold: 1. Their silky nature gives me a permanent hard on. 2. Said hard on isn't well contained, and is rather visible in anything other than skin-tight bell bottoms. 3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. But...she shagged the shit out of me, while I was wearing them. So I have a bit of a conundrum. Do I keep wearing these guaranteed-to-get-laid-garments, or do I stick to my guns and go for broke, in the form of briefs, hoping that she really loves dick more than the average bear? Because let's be honest, no dude looks good in a pair of tightie whities. I agree with 1,2 &3 . I have some boxer briefs they seem like biker shorts, I have never put on bike shorts. But the boxer briefs are'nt bad. I have never worn skin tight bell bottoms. And I was born in 68. Sure I wore cordroury pants as a kid but all we had was free ballin or tighty whities back then. |
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Dont let women manipulate you with sex. Once they have figured out that it works...they will use it to their advantage. QFT! Next thing you know she'll be wanting him to wear some sort of thong/banana hammock. |
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See, I'm a brief man (rimshot). Briefs are nice. They keep everything tidy, the provide lots of support, etc. Everything is where is needs to be, in a set of briefs. But my wife bought me this pair of silk boxers. The problem I have with these are threefold: 1. Their silky nature gives me a permanent hard on. 2. Said hard on isn't well contained, and is rather visible in anything other than skin-tight bell bottoms. 3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. But...she shagged the shit out of me, while I was wearing them. So I have a bit of a conundrum. Do I keep wearing these guaranteed-to-get-laid-garments, or do I stick to my guns and go for broke, in the form of briefs, hoping that she really loves dick more than the average bear? Because let's be honest, no dude looks good in a pair of tightie whities. I have several pairs of said boxers. I think they are awesome. But you are right about your #1, if you walk a bit to fast you will get a bit of chube at times, but that stops after you get used to it. All the pair that I have were gifts as well. If my girl buys me some I will wear them for her pleasure and because you can't be a under the table hand job through the jeans while wearing them! But I must say, I work outside on the hot ass flightline and that silk doesn't keep the package dry and comfy like cotton boxers. And your #3 reason...Well I suggest you wipe a little better and that should solve that problem! I might get used to the silk-induced chubbies, but to your later point, you're right - they don't keep shit tidy and dry, like a nice pair of briefs. They just don't. |
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is tyour station do0wn? Was. Not anymore. Thanks for the heads up. |
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is tyour station do0wn? Was. Not anymore. Thanks for the heads up. np. needed moozik, been drunk since about midnight trirytyt centaal |
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Easy this: When you get home go slip on the boxers and lounge around in them. I always get out of jeans and put on comfy sweats or shorts at the end of the day. Tell her you don't want to ruin them wearing them to work etc.
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I thought you meant she was developing an attraction to big black guys. |
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Quoted: Easy this: When you get home go slip on the boxers and lounge around in them. I always get out of jeans and put on comfy sweats or shorts at the end of the day. Tell her you don't want to ruin them wearing them to work etc. This. You now have work underwear and shagging underwear. The boxers may help your shooting scores though, so give that a try before you make any decisions. |
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Quoted: I like wearing boxer-briefs. These for the win. But if I was constantly getting laid wearing something else, I'd have a hard time wearing anything but that.
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These should solve all your problems...
Nice and comfortable, kind of an Underarmour feel to them, and they don't ride up. |
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See, I'm a brief man (rimshot). Briefs are nice. They keep everything tidy, the provide lots of support, etc. Everything is where is needs to be, in a set of briefs. But my wife bought me this pair of silk boxers. The problem I have with these are threefold: 1. Their silky nature gives me a permanent hard on. 2. Said hard on isn't well contained, and is rather visible in anything other than skin-tight bell bottoms. 3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. But...she shagged the shit out of me, while I was wearing them. So I have a bit of a conundrum. Do I keep wearing these guaranteed-to-get-laid-garments, or do I stick to my guns and go for broke, in the form of briefs, hoping that she really loves dick more than the average bear? Because let's be honest, no dude looks good in a pair of tightie whities. I too, like the "everything tidy, support" of briefs. I tried boxer briefs but my nutsack hangs down my leg and agravates the shit out of me. Plus, I wear slim fitting jeans (usually Wrangler's) so there isn't as much room for all the excess fabric of boxers. I buy the colored low-rise briefs from Fruit of the Loom. a-bare |
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Quoted: Boxers are for old men with soft dicks and sacks that hang down to their knees.briefs are for faggots stuck in the 80s. |
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I too hate boxers, but like sex. I vote "keep wearing them." This! Maybe add some silk PJ's and ask for a threesome!? |
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Boxers are for old men with soft dicks and sacks that hang down to their knees.
briefs are for faggots stuck in the 80s. I wear boxer briefs and live comfortable in between |
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Boxers are for old men with soft dicks and sacks that hang down to their knees.
briefs are for faggots stuck in the 80s. I wear boxer briefs and live comfortable in between So... you're halfway between being a faggot and having a soft dick? |
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Boxers are for old men with soft dicks and sacks that hang down to their knees.
briefs are for faggots stuck in the 80s. I wear boxer briefs and live comfortable in between So... you're halfway between being a faggot and having a soft dick? |
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I like wearing boxer-briefs. This and your threads are getting creepier lately. I like it. |
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Dont let women manipulate you with sex. Once they have figured out that it works...they will use it to their advantage. Any girl that is at least half way presentable has learned this lesson by the time they are in jr high school |
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wear briefs 75% of the time
if you wear boxers every day the wife will get uest to it, and no more shaggy time. wear briefs and then when you need guranteed sexy time with the wife, wear the boxers and when she see's them you know what will happen. |
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go for boxer briefs. The problem there, is that the "shorts" part of it rides up my God damned leg, throughout the day. Pisses me off. Try ex-officio boxer briefs, they are tier one underwear. |
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3. They wind up in the crack of my ass, despite my best efforts. The hard-ons or the boxers? i rost |
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I do boxers during the workday for air out and swamp ass prevention. I do boxer briefs on the weekends. I do compression boxer briefs when I run or will be doing a lot if walking in order to prevent chafing.
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Your tighties don't have to be whities dude. Wear EXOFFICIO briefs in black! FTW
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