MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-
off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the
unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found
them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne
police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police
station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could
be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis
and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the
hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were
holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come,
but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy,
Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't
be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are
still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after
what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie
was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a
section of town bordering on skid row. "When  I saw the look on my Debbie's
face that night in the hospital, I decided I  was going to go out and get
those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law  would go easy on them,"
recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either --
because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't
dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."  So,
using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of
the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested
neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated
rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I know it was them the minute I
saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and
she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to
that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the
big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,
right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and
shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went
down to the  police station and turned myself in. Now, baffled lawmen are
trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What
she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an
81-year-old woman in prison. Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million
people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

Holy Shit !!!
Thats one cool granny.
I bet she acts like the old lady in Clint Eastwoods,
"Every Which Way but Loose".

thats fucking hilarious, way to go grandma.

They cant put her in jail cause half the city wants to nominate her for sainthood and a medal LMFAO.

tatjana in 50 years [;)]

Congratulations Ava...IMHO, a fitting response to the horrendous attack on her granddaughter...[}:D]

Heh, sorry to spread urban legends.

It came to me unattributed.  :)

Funny in any event.