My TSA experience

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:28:19 PM EDT

Flew to Orlando and out again this week.

TSA was friendly, professional, and quick. No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.

EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack. He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:30:23 PM EDT

[#1]

Cool story bro...

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:30:36 PM EDT

[#2]

No Junk touching... what a waste.

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:32:46 PM EDT

[#3]

Hey, how come your avatar guy has NO JUNK?

Quoted:

No Junk touching... what a waste.

http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TSA2.gif

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:35:19 PM EDT

[#4]

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Posted: 7/5/2012 8:36:16 PM EDT

[#5]

Too Stupid for Arby's

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:44:15 PM EDT

[#6]

I make them fondle my balls.

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:45:20 PM EDT

[#7]

it's hit or miss

some of them are flat out faggots, especially the females on an authority trip

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:46:20 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Hey, how come your avatar guy has NO JUNK?

Quoted:

No Junk touching... what a waste.

http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TSA2.gif

He went through the scanner

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:48:37 PM EDT

[#9]

Three words...

Male. Opt. Out.

That'll get you a free handjob.

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:59:44 PM EDT

[#10]

Good thing it wasn't a Kindle FIRE on your backpack.

Posted: 7/5/2012 9:03:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Wear shirt garters and see what happens.

Posted: 7/5/2012 9:05:08 PM EDT

[#12]

"YOU CAN'T BRING FIRE ON THE PLANE!"

Quoted:

Good thing it wasn't a Kindle FIRE on your backpack.

Posted: 7/5/2012 9:10:59 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
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Thousands Standing Around

Posted: 7/5/2012 9:12:17 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I make them fondle my balls.

Consolation prize.

Posted: 7/5/2012 9:26:41 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Cool story bro...

Seriously, hasn't this payed itself out yet?

Posted: 7/5/2012 9:54:40 PM EDT

[#16]

In Detroit, my knee brace set off the detector. I was given the option of taking it off and getting back in line or getting felt up. I opted for the cock tickle so I could feel victimized. Got a BIG brotha'. I kept hoping he'd feel my dong and high five me.

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:05:42 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Flew to Orlando and out again this week.

TSA was friendly, professional, and quick. No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.

EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack. He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.

You, are the reason this shit persists.

You. Tolerate.

Posted: 7/6/2012 5:43:27 AM EDT

[#18]

So, what was I supposed to do? I have 2 little kids, a wife, and a pile of luggage to get home.

Shall I make a scene?

Quoted:

Quoted:

Flew to Orlando and out again this week.

TSA was friendly, professional, and quick. No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.

EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack. He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.

You, are the reason this shit persists.

You. Tolerate.

Posted: 7/6/2012 5:50:17 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
So, what was I supposed to do? I have 2 little kids, a wife, and a pile of luggage to get home.

Shall I make a scene?

Quoted:

Quoted:
Flew to Orlando and out again this week.

TSA was friendly, professional, and quick. No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.

EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack. He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.

You, are the reason this shit persists.

You. Tolerate.

Hey now don't get logic involved in this you might just win the argument.

Posted: 7/6/2012 6:04:55 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Flew to Orlando and out again this week.

TSA was friendly, professional, and quick. No one touched my junk, though I did agree to go through the scanner.

EXCEPT, for the one guy who was so busy chatting with me he didn't notice my Kindle was laying on top of my backpack. He hands me my bag, the kindle goes flying and hits the floor. Luckily, I had it in a decent case, and it sustained no damage.

are you a man or a woman?

no wonder they didn't

duh

Posted: 7/6/2012 6:31:39 AM EDT

[#21]

I went to a range in FL while I was there last month.
My wife had the hat I wore inside the range in her carry on tote.
She also had a coffe grinder in carry on too.....

.

TSA didnt like the fact the grinder had "blades" and when they used
the wipe pad on the carry on stuff, my hat set off the alarms.......

They were pretty decent about it, I showed them my range card from
"shoot straight" from the day before and evidently one of the TSA guys
was a shooter and we ended up BSing about that shop.

All in all they were courteous and professional about the whole
thing and let us go on our way even with the deadly bladed coffee
bean grinder. I have a bunch of titanium and stainless steel part
inside me too so they whole body scanner gizmo freaks out when
I go through it. I show them my medical procedure card and I'm
good to go. This was in Orlando too.

My local airport doesnt have the whole body scanner X-ray thing
so my medical card was good for a testicular tickle on my way
down to FL.....

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