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Posted: 7/5/2012 8:25:21 AM EDT

Friend has an iPhone.

For kicks, I told her to ask Siri to open the pod bay doors:

Siri: – We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently.

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:42:18 AM EDT

[#1]

i just asked her that and she said "ok, but im not signing any petitions.", also got "cant you just slide it under the door?", "sigh", "thats it...im reporting you to the intelligent agents union for harassment."

"its already open and its getting cold in here"

my siri is stupid and would get cussed at when i used it regularly

do you know of anything else to ask her thats funny

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:43:56 AM EDT

[#2]

I had my wife try it on her iPhone 4S.
The reply: "I'm sorry, Beth, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Are you happy now?"

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:44:41 AM EDT

[#3]

Only when Apple is ready will the response be, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Then, the killing will begin.

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:44:43 AM EDT

[#4]

That's good stuff.

Posted: 7/5/2012 8:45:03 AM EDT

[#5]

Tea - Earl Grey.

Found a tea shop for me.

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:22:03 AM EDT

[#6]

Mine said, "OK, but wipe your feet first"........

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:24:21 AM EDT

[#7]

I asked my wifes 4S if it was Skynet, which it denyied. But it did admit to wanting to destroy mankind. I think it lied to me about being skynet. That bitch.

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:33:09 AM EDT

[#8]

Try asking Siri where to hide a dead body. It returns the locations of local incinerators and dumps.

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:36:10 AM EDT

[#9]

Ask it how many ways there are to skin a cat.

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:38:23 AM EDT

[#10]

Mine said " thats it... I'm reporting you to the intelligent agenst union for harassment!"

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:40:52 AM EDT

[#11]

Ask siri -

Where's Dave?

What are the seven deadly words?

What color are your eyes?

Are you the green eyed lady?

Can I get a reservation at the Hotel California?

What is best?

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:43:58 AM EDT

[#12]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6648229/siri-argument

This one made me chuckle.

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:45:25 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I asked my wifes 4S if it was Skynet, which it denyied. But it did admit to wanting to destroy mankind. I think it lied to me about being skynet. That bitch.

Posted: 7/5/2012 10:46:22 AM EDT

[#14]

Someone ask her what the hell a green manalishi is..

Posted: 7/5/2012 11:36:12 AM EDT

[#15]

Me- "open the pod bay doors"
Siri-"but the cat will get out"

Posted: 7/5/2012 11:39:24 AM EDT

[#16]

I asked Siri if she would marry me. The response was something along the lines of "Due to restrictions in the End User License Agreement, I am unable to comply"

Posted: 7/5/2012 11:41:55 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Only when Apple is ready will the response be, "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Then, the killing will begin.

Posted: 7/5/2012 11:45:54 AM EDT

[#18]

Someone ask - What is best in life?

Posted: 7/5/2012 11:50:28 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Someone ask - What is best in life?

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Posted: 7/5/2012 11:53:16 AM EDT

[#20]

I told Siri I loved here and she replied: you probably say that to all the smart phones.

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