For 69 my wife looks pretty damn good...

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Posted: 7/4/2012 8:01:22 AM EDT

Went to a local ren-faire and went out for ice cream after. My wife looks up at me as we sit outside eating and whispers "Why do I keep getting stared at?" as she realized that a lot of guys, of different ages, were giving her the eye. I pointed out how she was dressed and her reply was "But I am old... no one stares at an almost 70 year old".

I begged to differ. She goes to the gym, walks/bikes everywhere and has only gained about 15 pounds total since marrying her 22 years ago. Told her I would let the horn dogs of arfcom decide if she was stare worthy or not.

So here is what the other patrons saw:

PS I love bodices...

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:03:15 AM EDT

[#1]

Not guilty! Nice boobies/cleavage takes the day.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:03:54 AM EDT

[#2]

Poll fail

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:04:39 AM EDT

[#3]

Agreed. God bless her. Staying in shape for the win.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:08 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Not guilty! Nice boobies/cleavage takes the day.

/thread

I'm 46 and will say she looks damn good to me!

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:09 AM EDT

[#5]

Lucky dog you are

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:19 AM EDT

[#6]

Doesn't look close to 69 at all.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:33 AM EDT

[#7]

what kind of ice cream is that?

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:34 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Poll fail

Poll up

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:49 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Went to a local ren-faire and went out for ice cream after. My wife looks up at me as we sit outside eating and whispers "Why do I keep getting stared at?" as she realized that a lot of guys, of different ages, were giving her the eye. I pointed out how she was dressed and her reply was "But I am old... no one stares at an almost 70 year old".

I begged to differ. She goes to the gym, walks/bikes everywhere and has only gained about 15 pounds total since marrying her 22 years ago. Told her I would let the horn dogs of arfcom decide if she was stare worthy or not.

So here is what the other patrons saw:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/Merkatrig/pookieice.jpg

PS I love bodices...

She is a dead ringer for a certain actress but I can't for the life of me remember her name. I can picture her exactly but not in the context of any movie she was in and it's driving me nuts!

Nice rack.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:05:51 AM EDT

[#10]

Mercy

May you and your wife rock-on for a very long time.

GD

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:07:40 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
what kind of ice cream is that?

Black cherry chocolate chip.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:08:21 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
what kind of ice cream is that?

Black cherry chocolate chip.

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:08:33 AM EDT

[#13]

You did good .she takes care of herself and it shows

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Posted: 7/4/2012 8:09:05 AM EDT

[#14]

I like ice cream

Quoted:

Doesn't look close to 69 at all.

Maybe if he turned the pic upside down?

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:10:17 AM EDT

[#15]

Where is the picture of your wife? All I saw was boobies...................

Tell her to keep doing what ever it is she does.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:10:25 AM EDT

[#16]

def looks good for 69..

the cleavage draws first glance,then the necklace returns the eye to the cleavage...well done on her part..

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:10:37 AM EDT

[#17]

Nice bosoms!

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:11:18 AM EDT

[#18]

I'm sorry... What were you saying?

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:12:06 AM EDT

[#19]

I bet she cant touch her elbows together.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:12:13 AM EDT

[#20]

She did good job of taking care of herself. You're a lucky man

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:14:53 AM EDT

[#21]

32 votes, 3 no votes = 10%, lends credence to some of those estimates that 10% of the population is gay.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:17:04 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
32 votes, 3 no votes = 10%, lends credence to some of those estimates that 10% of the population is gay.

Only on ARFCOM.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:18:34 AM EDT

[#23]

not guilty

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:21:17 AM EDT

[#24]

Yes, I would be checking her out if I saw her on the street! She's very attractive.

ETA: I''m 34

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:23:06 AM EDT

[#25]

Wow.

Interpret that however you want.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:24:01 AM EDT

[#26]

She looks good for ANY position. Wait, that's your wife...

I clicked everything but, "No."

You have chosen... wisely.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:26:21 AM EDT

[#27]

OP, is it offensive to say that if I was a 69 year old man, I'd hit it?

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:26:25 AM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:27:15 AM EDT

[#29]

thank God i could click moar than one

since she's your wife i will not say what i'm doing right now

suffice it to say.... Thanks OP!

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:30:08 AM EDT

[#30]

Epic rack!

I'd look.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:31:39 AM EDT

[#31]

A beautiful woman your wife she is!!

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:39:03 AM EDT

[#32]

Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:41:34 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?

It took me a second!

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:42:33 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
OP, is it offensive to say that if I was a 69 year old man, I'd hit it?

This.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:43:16 AM EDT

[#35]

You lucky old man you.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:45:06 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Went to a local ren-faire and went out for ice cream after. My wife looks up at me as we sit outside eating and whispers "Why do I keep getting stared at?"

When the boobies are on display one shouldn't be surprised that folks check out the display. No one pops the hood on their custom car at a car show then wonders why everyone looks under the hood.

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:45:09 AM EDT

[#37]

Boobs are always worth a look

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:46:27 AM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 7/4/2012 8:47:17 AM EDT

[#39]

I'm 28 and I'd hit it.

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:06:15 AM EDT

[#40]

You are a light of hope for all of the basement dwellers here.

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:10:37 AM EDT

[#41]

Has a good body and the experience to know how to use it!

Defintley G-MILF material

(Grand Mother I Would Like to F*$K)

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:11:21 AM EDT

[#42]

I think she looks fantastic. You are a lucky man indeed!

If she looks this good at 69, what did she look like in her 30s and 40s?

We demand more pics!!

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:20:33 AM EDT

[#43]

She looks great.

Just out of curiosity, is that "Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo" on her strap? (a character from South Park)

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:22:49 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?

I love you Jane

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:24:11 AM EDT

[#45]

Fun smile? Check.
Muscles? Check.
****? Check!

That would be a "yes".

ps. You chose wisely.

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:30:00 AM EDT

[#46]

shes only 49 you lienDOG

and maybe not even that

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:32:41 AM EDT

[#47]

Dad?

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:38:01 AM EDT

[#48]

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice

You are a lucky guy.

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:38:39 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
Has anyone gotten in touch with Boone and Crockett yet?

Posted: 7/4/2012 9:39:58 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
She looks great.

Just out of curiosity, is that "Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo" on her strap? (a character from South Park)

Thank you all! yeah I feel I got lucky - like most here I sometimes wonder WTF she was thinking when she married me!

AHAHAHA! No.. that is actually supposed to be a leech (a full leech).

And I am 49 btw... yeah she is 20 years older then me <cue Simon and Garfunkle>

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