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Posted: 7/2/2012 5:51:15 PM EDT

... and she makes you turkey-burgers and fresh sweet potato-fries for dinner, the incorrect response to "Honey how was dinner? Did you get enough?" is NOT, "Baby... Those were the best goat burgers I've ever had." This is a good way to get dried-peas and dehydrated mango slices thrown at you. Just sayin'... Redneck-Iraqi relations took a set backwards today

Pic of said Iraqi.

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:52:42 PM EDT

[#1]

Oh, and

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:53:40 PM EDT

[#2]

The Assyrian For the win!!!

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:00 PM EDT

[#3]

NIce import

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:15 PM EDT

[#4]

haha now that's funny. Hopefully she doesn't make you get friendly with Jill for a while

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:23 PM EDT

[#5]

So...calling them "goat burgers" is a correct response? Think we might have a double-negative here...

...the incorrect response to "Honey how was dinner? Did you get enough?" is NOT, "Baby... Those were the best goat burgers I've ever had."

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:55:58 PM EDT

[#6]

War prize?

J/k

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:57:47 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
NIce import

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:59:08 PM EDT

[#8]

I once remarked to a girl of Iraqi decent about her weapons of mass destruction....

Posted: 7/2/2012 5:59:31 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
NIce import

This

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Posted: 7/2/2012 6:00:20 PM EDT

[#10]

Turkey buger...

Nice set of cans.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:00:46 PM EDT

[#11]

Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:00:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Your woman is hot, but I am more interested in the fine array of hair brushing implements and pens that are so neatly organized on the countertop.

Which one of you is freakishly tidy?

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:02:07 PM EDT

[#13]

My gosh!

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:02:37 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.

Oh that's so wrong....funny, but wrong.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:03:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Can we see a pic of her with a Hijab?

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:03:33 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:03:42 PM EDT

[#17]

HOT!

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:04:40 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Your woman is hot, but I am more interested in the fine array of hair brushing implements and pens that are so neatly organized on the countertop.

Which one of you is freakishly tidy?

On my way to post that.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:05:36 PM EDT

[#19]

I love exotic imports.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:07:21 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Turkey buger...

Nice set of cans.

yeah. we need pics.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:07:53 PM EDT

[#21]

My half Iranian wife doesn't even cook

Oh well I like to

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:08:45 PM EDT

[#22]

The muslim/ persian world is completely fucked...those place are loaded with fucking gorgeous women. Yet there men are to busy butt fucking each other and livestock.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:08:48 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.

winner

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:10:41 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.

Oh damn

On a serious note, she's a good looking gal and I wish you the best. You have good taste sir.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:10:58 PM EDT

[#25]

My wife is Lebanese, no u can't see her naked.

And she wouldn't dare make me a fucking turkey buger! Beef or venison!

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:11:21 PM EDT

[#26]

Please tell me that there was much ululation whilst you were taking the incoming projectile food stuffs.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:11:23 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
The muslim/ persian world is completely fucked...those place are loaded with fucking gorgeous women. Yet there men are to busy butt fucking each other and livestock.

Which is why we kill them.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:11:58 PM EDT

[#28]

Pics of her in teh bathtub?

Had to ask,

Danny

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:12:05 PM EDT

[#29]

Ok, I giggled. Might not be the best reply, but it was damn funny.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:12:33 PM EDT

[#30]

She's pretty hot. Nice catch!

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:12:56 PM EDT

[#31]

You are a lucky sumbitch.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:13:46 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Oh baby, I'm so full that I feel like I could.......explode.

Oh damn, I almost pissed myself.....oh....and GRRRRR..nice....good job op...

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:13:55 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
My wife is Lebanese, no u can't see her naked.

And she wouldn't dare make me a fucking turkey buger! Beef or venison!

Lebanese gals can be stunningly beautiful. To be fair, so can a lot of other women in the region, but especially those from Lebanon. Beirut was at one time known as the "Paris of the ME".

Too bad things went to shit after the radicals showed up.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:23:36 PM EDT

[#34]

Do you ever role play old school, like you play King Emisum and she is Ishtar (queen of the night)? Babylonian Style?

(Tried this in college, works better when you're drinking and so are they)

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:24:29 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Your woman is hot, but I am more interested in the fine array of hair brushing implements and pens that are so neatly organized on the countertop.

Which one of you is freakishly tidy?

Ohh... That's her. Freakishly tidy doesn't even begin to describe it. She won't even let me clean house because I "don't do it right". She'll chase me out of the house to go chop wood, reload or work on the cars. Ok

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:25:14 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Can we see a pic of her with a Hijab?

We have a couple of those pics, but if I posted them, I'd get banned for sure.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:26:01 PM EDT

[#37]

Are you sure she's Iraqi? I didn't realize they made them like that out there.

Also, where did the mag pouch set-up come from?

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:26:48 PM EDT

[#38]

The mag pouches look like they would hold some AK mags but where does she carry her RPGs?

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:29:38 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can we see a pic of her with a Hijab?

We have a couple of those pics, but if I posted them, I'd get banned for sure.

I understand

BUT, incase you do I cant believe they would bann you being that the pic would be of your wife.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:30:41 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Oh, and

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:31:11 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Are you sure she's Iraqi? I didn't realize they made them like that out there.

Also, where did the mag pouch set-up come from?

I didnt even see the bandoleer till you mentioned it and went back and looked.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:31:45 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Please tell me that there was much ululation whilst you were taking the incoming projectile food stuffs.

Damn it, she can't ululate... Her sister can though!

Although... I keep telling her that I can't own an AK because I have a feeling that if I brought one into the house then she might figure out how to and start ripping off 30-round mags into the air. Which might be fun as hell, but the neighbors would be pissed.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:33:37 PM EDT

[#43]

Q
T
Pi

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:35:59 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Are you sure she's Iraqi? I didn't realize they made them like that out there.

Also, where did the mag pouch set-up come from?

It's an Olongapo Outfitters "Grab-N-Go" for her M1 Carbine. She's tiny and it's about the only long-arm that fits her.

And of course, I had to have one made for her in pink, because (God help me) EVERYTHING has to be in pink.

And thanks everyone, she's a GREAT girl and takes really good care of me. We're getting married next Halloween (both of our birthdays).

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:37:17 PM EDT

[#45]

There was an Iraqi chick that used to work in the same building as me, easily a 10/10.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:38:55 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Please tell me that there was much ululation whilst you were taking the incoming projectile food stuffs.

Damn it, she can't ululate... Her sister can though!

Although... I keep telling her that I can't own an AK because I have a feeling that if I brought one into the house then there might figure out how to and start ripping off 30-round mags into the air. Which might be fun as hell, but the neighbors would be pissed.

Well that sucks. Get the AK, anyway, and at the next Barbeque, have the sis come over to ululate while you and the wife crack a few hundred rounds into the sky.

Dear God, if your wife is reading this, I sure hope she has a sense of humor.

ETA: Congrats on the upcoming Halloween wedding.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:41:05 PM EDT

[#47]

Born here, emigrated, or did you bring her back with you?

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:41:07 PM EDT

[#48]

She's a cutie.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:42:25 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
The Assyrian For the win!!!

Is she Assyrian?

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:43:19 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

... and she makes you turkey-burgers and fresh sweet potato-fries for dinner, the incorrect response to "Honey how was dinner? Did you get enough?" is NOT, "Baby... Those were the best goat burgers I've ever had." This is a good way to get dried-peas and dehydrated mango slices thrown at you. Just sayin'... Redneck-Iraqi relations took a set backwards today

Pic of said Iraqi. i-RACK-i

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg21/scaled.php?server=21&filename=pinkxe.jpg&res=landing

FIFY

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