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Posted: 7/2/2012 5:47:26 PM EDT
Two Missouri women redefined the meaning of golf being a gentleman’s game.
The Riverfront Times reports that police were called to Woodlands Golf Course in Alton, Ill., on Monday after a citizen complained that the women were “exposing their sexual organs.” Shelly Lewis, 45, and Alicia Binford, 43, were charged with public indecency, a misdemeanor. Both women posted $100 bond, The Daily Mail reports. When police arrived, Madison County Sherrif’s Capt. Mike Dixon said, “the officers didn’t witness Binford and Lewis golfing, they witnessed them pulling their shirts up.” http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/13/two-women-busted-for-exposing-their-sexual-organs-on-golf-course |
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Quoted: I wager that alcohol was involved. well, searching wasn't |
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But are they guilty? http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2012/06/Alicia-Binford-Shelly-Lewis-300x223.jpg totally fucking innocent. fuck the assholes who called in the law to intervene |
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But are they guilty? http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2012/06/Alicia-Binford-Shelly-Lewis-300x223.jpg Hell no! |
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It's golf. Literally and figuratively, a four-letter word.
Therefore, absolutely not guilty. |
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Since when are titties considered sex organs? My thoughts exactly. Titties are for providing babies with food (milk) not as a means of sexual reproduction. I suppose you could argue that they are used in a sexual way if you titty-fuck them... but then if that were the case they'd still be exposing themselves even with their shirts on because their mouths would be exposed. |
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But are they guilty? http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2012/06/Alicia-Binford-Shelly-Lewis-300x223.jpg Fuck no they're not guilty. Jeebus.... |
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boobs are a sexual organ?
probably why I never take my shirt off..........Man boobs might give a chick an erection...........no wait... |
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Not guilty. And what kind of asshole would call the cops when getting flashed? That would make golf interesting for once.
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GUILTY!
They shall be transferred to my basement to serve their prison term.. |
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GUILTY! They shall be transferred to my basement to serve their prison term.. sounds reasonable |
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Since when are titties considered sex organs? No kidding. I mean they're glands not organs. |
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Since when are titties considered sex organs? That and it was either a jealous woman or an idiot that reported it. I'm losing hope |
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So you think its ok for people to go around flashing sexual organs when it is against the law?
Don't like it? Contact your legislators and get the law changed. |
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Quoted: But are they guilty? http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2012/06/Alicia-Binford-Shelly-Lewis-300x223.jpg Totally not. |
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Honest officer,"Just checking for ticks"
In reality I think that this would be legal in NY state |
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Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts.
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Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts. Either way I would not report it. |
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Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts. Or they were gay men or flat chested women. |
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But are they guilty? http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2012/06/Alicia-Binford-Shelly-Lewis-300x223.jpg I have low morals, I would definately plow both of them, and then feel totally fine with myself afterward. In fact I bet both of them are into some pretty dirty filthy sex acts, and would engage willingly. |
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Either those who reported it are really stupid and dont know what sexual organs are or these women exposed more than busts. Or they know the law and legally they ARE "sexual organs"? Just a thought. |
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I wager that alcohol was involved. well, searching wasn't |
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Dupe, and SCOTUS has ruled women are permitted to pop dem titties out in public. Not guilty under the law. Sorta guilty under my rules, though...at least 1 is, anyway.
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Since when are titties considered sex organs? Ill bet I could find a way to have sex with them and give a nice necklace away for the effort! |
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On second thought, maybe they had blue waffles. Anyone here ever eat one of them there Blue Waffles? |
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I wager that alcohol was involved. well, searching wasn't |
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One of them got stung by a bee and they took her to the Pro Shop to see if they could get her some First Aid.
The pro asked, "Where were you stung?" The lady replied, "Between the first hole and the second hole." "Your stance is too wide", responded the pro. |
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GUILTY! They shall be transferred to my basement to serve their prison term.. 2 weeks in arfcom rape camp as well. |
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Honest officer,"Just checking for ticks" In reality I think that this would be legal in NY state You think correctly. A woman can be topless anywhere a man can. |
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But are they guilty? http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2012/06/Alicia-Binford-Shelly-Lewis-300x223.jpg totally fucking innocent. fuck the assholes who called in the law to intervene Anderson Cooper hit the links today or something? I mean shit man, yeah they are in their 40s and (from the mug shots) questionable but jeez, boobs....? |
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But are they guilty? http://cdn2.dailycaller.com/2012/06/Alicia-Binford-Shelly-Lewis-300x223.jpg I have low morals, I would definately plow both of them, and then feel totally fine with myself afterward. In fact I bet both of them are into some pretty dirty filthy sex acts, and would engage willingly. Your last sentence proved them not guilty. |
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