Subject: UNIONS

A union boss at a convention in Las Vegas decides to visit a local brothel.

He asks the madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No, I'm sorry, it isn't," she says.
"Well, if I pay $100, what do the girls get?" he asks.
"The house gets $80 and the girl gets $20."

Mighty offended by such unfair dealings, the man
stomps off in search of a more equitable shop.

Finally, he reaches a brothel where the madam says, "Why yes, this is a union house."

"And if I pay $100, what do the girls get?" he asks.
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the man says. He looks around the room and points to a gorgeous young redhead. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir, but" says the madam, gesturing at a 70-year-old woman in the corner,
"Ethel here has seniority."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Now ain't that the freaking truth!!

BTW, is the term "Unions Work" an oxymoron?

Sgtar15

HAHAHAHA Sounds about right[:D]

I can't wait to see what the over-payed, under-qualified Rust Belt yahoos are going say about this attack on their Sacred Cow.

Good one !!!
[:)]