Corporate lesson 1



A man is getting into the shower just as his  wife is finishing up her

Shower when  the doorbell rings.



After a few seconds of arguing over which one  should go and answer the

doorbell, the  wife gives  up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and

runs

downstairs.



When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the  next door neighbor.

Before she says a  word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop

That towel that you have on."



After thinking for a moment, the woman drops  her towel and stands

naked in front of  Bob.



After  a few seconds, Bob hands her 800  dollars and leaves.

Confused, but   excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up

in the towel and goes back upstairs.



When she gets back to the   bathroom,  her husband asks from the shower

"Who  was that?"

"It was Bob the next door  neighbour," she replies.

"Great," the  husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars

he owes  me?"



Moral of the story: If you share critical  information pertaining to

credit and  risk in time with your stakeholders, you may  be in a

position to prevent avoidable Exposure!   ENRON!!!!!!!



Corporate lesson 2



A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the  side of the road, he

Stopped and  offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and

crossed

Her  legs, forcing her gown to open and revealed a lovely leg.



The priest had a look and nearly had an  accident.

After controlling the car, he  stealthfully slid his hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember  psalm

129?"

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced   himself

to remove his hand.



However, he was unable to remove his eyes from  her leg.

Further on while changing  gear, he let his hand slide up her leg

again.

The nun once again  Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized."Sorry sister but the flesh  is

weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful  glance

And went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest  rushed to retrieve a bible

And looked  up psalm 129.



It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you  will find glory."



MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in  your job, or you might

Miss a great opportunity!