at halftime...
the serbs lead the ethnic albanians by 2.
in the western conference, late in the 3rd, the kosovars are down by 6.
in the church league, the bosnians are tied going into the 4th.
the chekka have upped the ante by bringing in some heavy hitters from the european leagues.
in trades, the ustasi swapped four sappers for two serbian war criminals and a relief commander to be named later. rumor has it arkan the tiger will come out of retirement.
major sports equipment supplier, creveni zastava will not be able to furnish the official kalashnikov for league play. reporters toured the bombed out rubble of the once proud factory and overheard former employees cursing an american rock group, the b-52's.
in other news the herzagovinians are mounting a late season rally and hope to mount a serious challenge for a new pennant.
meanwhile, league commisioners in the hague are desparately trying to reach agreement with all the players before next season's melee begins anew.
in a separate tournament of u.n. referees, the americans held the british scoreless while the norwegians stunned the french, who walked off the field after they accused the norwegians of "intimdation".
this just in...in late season skirmishing in the intramural league, the sarajevo snipers have downed the newly formed starving civilians.
back to you slobo...