Dude, you have FREEDOM! Be happy. I love the wife and all, but man, freedom. Fart around all the time. Don't have to hassle with anybody. Don't have to answer questions like: What should I wear? Do you like these shoes? Why didn't you notice my new haircut? Do I look fat? ad nauseum. Not have to track an hour away to go see some inlaw or another. (though my father in-law is very cool).
Did I make you feel better? [:P]