An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die."
So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, George W. Bush, said,
"I'm the President of the United States and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of a superpower nation. Everyone is depending on me to rid the world of terrorism. America's people won't let me die."
So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States and I am also a New York Senator and potential future President. In fact, I
am the most ambitious woman in the world and the most clever woman in history."
So she put on the pack next to her and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy replied, "It's okay Mr. Graham, there's a parachute left for you. The most clever woman in history just took my backpack."
[:D]

I second that ColonelKlink

Yay!