A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.  As she bends to feel the
fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As bad luck would have it,there standing next to her was a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
shit when you hear the price."
[:D]