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Well thank goodness for this. I'd counted the neo nazis out as viable villians while Hollywood still needs them to avoid offending the important islamic terrorist viewing audience.
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Hollywood was right to do that; how little you know my friend. The threat has not gone away... it's only biding it's time for the proper moment to strike! That moment came when Obergrupenfuhrer Le Pen was cheated out of his rightful victory by the insidious french scoundrel and money launderer, Jacques Chirac; an unpardonable slight to the world-wide nazi conspiracy, and just crying out to be avenged.
This vast enterprise of hate put all of it's devilish power into orchestrating one of the most daring assassination attempts ever. So broad in scope, yet intricate in detail. Prepared for long range rifles, from windows and rooftops, the gendarmie would never consider a bolt action rifle fired from a crowd at close range.
Armed with the lastest technology what chance did the corrupt president have? .22 caliber sniper rifles don't grow on trees mister! The shooter even stopped bathing for weeks in advance, to blend in perfectly with the crowd. The plan was flawless!
Alas, the veteran hitman having enjoyed a congratulatory libation to steady his nerves only minutes before zero hour, mistook a bottle of water for a famous white burgundy, and having tasted a foreign substance for the first time in his life, upon taking aim collapsed in a nauseating heap.
"Curses! Foiled again," they cried. [:(]
But they will be back! Be on your guard, gentlemen.