Texans, you will love this

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Texans, you will love this

Posted: 7/13/2002 11:39:46 AM EDT

At a small terminal in the Texas Panhandle, three strangers are
awaiting their shuttle flight.

One is a Native American passing through from Oklahoma.
Another, a local ranch hand on his way to Ft. Worth for a stock show.
The third passenger is an Arab student, newly arrived at the Texas oil
patch from the Middle East.

To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and
the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the Westerners
learn that the Arab is a devout Muslim. The conversation falls into an uneasy
lull.

The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine
table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind
outside blows tumbleweeds and the old windsock flaps, but no plane
comes.

Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly, he
speaks: "Once my people were many, now we are few."

The Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were
few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Texan shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the
darkness beneath his Stetson says, "That's 'cause we ain't played
Cowboys and Muslims yet."

Posted: 7/13/2002 11:43:46 AM EDT

[#1]

In before the lock! (If history repeats itself)

Posted: 7/13/2002 11:45:01 AM EDT

[#2]

lol
priceless

Posted: 7/13/2002 11:46:24 AM EDT

[#3]

[:D]

Posted: 7/13/2002 11:49:53 AM EDT

[#4]

i like that!

Posted: 7/13/2002 11:58:51 AM EDT

[#5]

yet....

Posted: 7/13/2002 12:48:09 PM EDT

[#6]

Why lock it? it's the truth...

Posted: 7/13/2002 12:51:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Why lock it? it's the truth...

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thats funny

Posted: 7/13/2002 1:13:00 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
In before the lock! (If history repeats itself)

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DITTO! Lock in route! It's a PC thing.

Posted: 7/13/2002 1:16:59 PM EDT

[#9]

I'm here...

Posted: 7/13/2002 1:20:19 PM EDT

[#10]

You know, in order for something to be truly funny, it has to have some basis in fact.

And I have never had a topic locked, and I do not plan on having one locked.

Where is ETH when you need him?

Posted: 7/13/2002 1:43:42 PM EDT

[#11]

Be right Back..
Im off to the local Quike-Mart to play [red][s]Cowboys and Muslims[/s][/red] err I mean .. get a slurpe..

[:d]

NO wait those ar Hindus.. right..?
Oh well its thaught that counts... [}:D]

Posted: 7/13/2002 1:54:14 PM EDT

[#12]

SJSAMPLE:
In before the lock! (If history repeats itself)

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No snit.
[i]Two weeks ago Sweep locked my account for that joke. Said I was promoting ethnic cleansing, holocausts, final solutions, genocide, or something like that...[/i]

Posted: 7/14/2002 2:50:46 AM EDT

[#13]

That is the best joke I've heard in a long time, Thanks

Posted: 7/14/2002 6:02:33 AM EDT

[#14]

[size=4]In before the [/size=4][img]http://www.ar15.com/forums/images/icons/icon_folder_locked.gif[/img]

Posted: 7/14/2002 6:10:03 AM EDT

[#15]

Read a book called American Jihad by this dude named Emerson. It seems as if we need an influx of cowboys in both Houston and Dallas.

Posted: 7/28/2002 5:27:07 AM EDT

[#16]

Not locked!

Posted: 7/28/2002 6:21:31 AM EDT

[#17]

I've never got to say it before...In before the lock!!! ...fullclip

Posted: 7/28/2002 6:53:37 AM EDT

[#18]

Nice joke....

Please don't sent anymore cowboys to Houston, we got enough drugstore cowboys here now!

Cheers

Posted: 7/28/2002 7:03:20 AM EDT

[#19]

Well, just in case, and since I have never done it before, In Before The Lock!!

Posted: 7/28/2002 10:15:48 AM EDT

[#20]

IBTL

Posted: 7/28/2002 12:47:36 PM EDT

[#21]

I don't usually log in when surfing this site, but I did when I seen this one. In before the lock. thats a funny joke though

Posted: 7/28/2002 12:53:22 PM EDT

[#22]

We agree it is coming, and I am in before the lock.

Funny sh!t

Posted: 7/28/2002 1:12:03 PM EDT

[#23]

IBTL, and this was done about four days ago, with similar replies......

Posted: 7/28/2002 1:13:47 PM EDT

[#24]

[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?id=135413[/url]

Plus, there's more jokes in that one. [:P]

Posted: 7/28/2002 1:22:49 PM EDT

[#25]

Gotta join the crowd. In before the lock. btw, it is a great joke.
Dirk

Posted: 7/28/2002 3:32:53 PM EDT

[#26]

IBTL... I'm just a lemming.
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[BD]

Posted: 7/28/2002 7:21:24 PM EDT

[#27]

YEEEEHAWWWWW......Go Head on Cowboy [:D]

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