Got this in an email, so I don't know if it's true...but sounds like Dennis Miller and is funny:

Dennis Miller said recently on his show, regarding the judges who declared the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional:

"So, Your Honor, the Pledge is unconstitutional
because it says 'Under God'.  Guess that means
when you were sworn in with your hand on a
Bible, and at the end of your oath repeated,
'So Help Me God' that makes your job
unconstitutional!  Therefore you have no job,
which means your ruling doesn't mean sh!t."