Tried out the new gym over the lunch hour...real nice place with great new equipment. Workout went find until I got ready to take a shower & someone walked in & started giving me the 3rd degree about who I was, where I was from, what nationality I was, where I worked...blah, blah, blah....
Funny, never realized I looked so intimidating...those workouts must be paying off...guess its in the genes.
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>>Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid."
>>
>>That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
>>anything.
>>
>>It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign."
>>
>>It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
>>was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey,
>>you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
>>how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
>>
>>A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
>>boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot
>>on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into
>>giving up. Here's your sign."
>>
>>I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was
>>a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it.
>>"Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you
>>to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
>>you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
>>
>>Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
>>side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
>>looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said,
>>"Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
>>me. Here's your sign."
>>
>>We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house
>>and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he
>>gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says,
>>"Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped
>>him.
>>
>>I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know,
>>I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get
>>it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local
>>cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning ...
>>okay....no problem. I thought for sure he was clearof needing a sign...until
>>he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him,
>>looked back at the rig and then back to him
>>and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."
>>
>>I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are
>>you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your
>>sign."
>>
>>Anybody you know need a sign today?