The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back
to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!  As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there
were so many midgets on the flight.

"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those were Texans with all the crap scared out of them!"

Ooooooooo am I gonna get flamed for this or what???  :)

Naw, not at all!

We Texans have a lot of sympathy for anyone having to reside in the People's Republic of Chicago![:D]

No, I said it right, [b]Chicago 'the rest of the state be damned' Illinois[/b]!

Eric The(GunRights?WeDon'tNeedNoSteenkingGunRights)Hun[>]:)]

Why  is  it  called  PMS ?

Mad Cow Disease  was  already  taken !

So, where is you joke posted?

LOL