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Posted: 7/8/2002 10:55:22 PM EDT
I keep a 5 D-cell maglight in the back seat of my car.  It makes for a good softball bat and beatdown stick (if need be).

And it makes a dandy flashlight, too!
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 11:04:12 PM EDT
[#1]
I keep a set of quad mount M-2 .50 caliber machine guns with 20,000 rounds of ammo under my drivers seat in my Jeep.  All I have to do is press in the cigarette lighter and it swings to my roof, ready for action.  
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 11:06:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Fast food wrappers, old mail, nails and ammunition for guns that i don't own.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 11:07:32 PM EDT
[#3]
I drive a small truck so space is very limited.

I have a 5 D-cell maglight, tire pressure gauge (the kind with the glass face, not the ink pen kind), stock tool set for changing tires, 20 feet of nylon rope, extra quart of oil, a 400 watt car stereo amp, probably 200 lost M&Ms, and assorted change.

I know there's some other stuff under there, but I can't remember what it is and I'm too lazy to look.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 11:13:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Kimber 1911 .45 in my center console, and a Bushy M4gery in the back folding seat.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 11:15:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Beretta 92 in the console, uhh.. an umbrella under the seat.  My maglight usually rolls around in the very back of the jeep.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 11:21:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Empty beer cans, used condoms, interesting road kill and some really strange stuff I can't even identify.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 11:28:46 PM EDT
[#7]
HK USP Compact .40 in my middle console

under seats: misc. change, crumbs, spent .223 .40 and .45 casings(for reloading..too bad i dont have the equipment lol)cigarette packs,

under back seat: MTX Thunderform custom subwoofer box.. with 2 10" MTX Thunder 6000's with a Phoenix Gold 350 Tantrum.. no room for anything else [:p]

back seat: earphones, cd case, misc. gun magazines, hand thrown skeet thrower, ammo can with flashlight, first aid kit, tire gauge, and syphon.

and in my toolbox..jus kidding
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 4:50:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/9/2002 5:05:11 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/9/2002 5:06:37 AM EDT
[#10]
I keep a box of grid squares, two muffler bearings and a tube of radio frequency lube.  I also have a can of recycled air.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 5:08:51 AM EDT
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I keep a box of grid squares, two muffler bearings and a tube of radio frequency lube.  I also have a can of recycled air.
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Would you be willing to part with those muffler bearings? I have been looking all over for some
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 5:30:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/9/2002 5:47:45 AM EDT
[#13]
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I keep a box of grid squares, two muffler bearings and a tube of radio frequency lube.  I also have a can of recycled air.
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 You forgot the can of "prop wash"
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I ran out when I tried to use it on my windshield.


Now I'm trying to find a 12 pack of spring tension and head light for spares.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 6:46:15 AM EDT
[#14]
I can't put anything under my seat because it contains the electric seat mechanism. But I do carry a 3-D cell Mag-lite close by for personal protection. Here in calif. they have funny laws concerning concealed weapons. I was an intersection of Pico & Union in downtown L.A. and this gang member reached thru an open window and beat the piss out of a hapless motorist.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 7:01:47 AM EDT
[#15]
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I keep a box of grid squares, two muffler bearings and a tube of radio frequency lube.  I also have a can of recycled air.
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 You forgot the can of "prop wash"
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I ran out when I tried to use it on my windshield.


Now I'm trying to find a 12 pack of spring tension and head light for spares.
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What about 100 feet of shoreline, or a left-handed bulkhead stretcher?
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 7:13:38 AM EDT
[#16]
you forgot the skyhook.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 7:17:42 AM EDT
[#17]
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I keep a box of grid squares, two muffler bearings and a tube of radio frequency lube.  I also have a can of recycled air.
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 You forgot the can of "prop wash"
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I ran out when I tried to use it on my windshield.


Now I'm trying to find a 12 pack of spring tension and head light for spares.
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What about 100 feet of shoreline, or a left-handed bulkhead stretcher?
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Those won't fit under the seat with my collection of reflections.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 7:19:02 AM EDT
[#18]
WARLORD.....  I too live & work in the L.A. area.  I carry either one of the following not under my car seat (too slow to get to in a hurry), but I do carry under my right leg:

Beretta .45  or
Hk45 USP  or
Beretta 9mm (rarely)
or S&W 9mm 6906 (very rarely)

I wish some gang member would try to reach into my car.  My life would be in jeopardy and I "believed he was car jacking me".....lmao.

GET SOME!!!!!!
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 7:21:42 AM EDT
[#19]
Jimmy Hoffa
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 7:29:26 AM EDT
[#20]
A couple of metric wrenches.  Nothing too big, mind you, but depending on which one I grab its pre-set to 9mm or 10mm.  :-)

j/k, really its a 3 cell maglight since CCW is illegal here in MO, and I wouldn't want to do anything illegal [}:D]

FOTBR
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 7:30:21 AM EDT
[#21]
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WARLORD.....  I too live & work in the L.A. area.  I carry either one of the following not under my car seat (too slow to get to in a hurry), but I do carry under my right leg:

Beretta .45  or
Hk45 USP  or
Beretta 9mm (rarely)
or S&W 9mm 6906 (very rarely)

I wish some gang member would try to reach into my car.  My life would be in jeopardy and I "believed he was car jacking me".....lmao.

GET SOME!!!!!!
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I would carry too, but I got stopped/cited for speeding a couple of times in that area, and LAPD would have me in the slammer faster than a gang-member. I don't work in downtown L.A. anymore, thank goodness. When I do drive thru that area, it is always with the windows up, and doors locked.

OT: A while back, further up the street on Bonnie Brae there was a collision between two cars, and I personally saw a driver reach into the glove box  get a gun, and literally chased the other driver around their collided cars. Man, I put my ride in reversed and got out of there real quick. SHIT!
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 8:26:20 AM EDT
[#22]
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A couple of metric wrenches.  Nothing too big, mind you, but depending on which one I grab its pre-set to 9mm or 10mm.  :-)

j/k, really its a 3 cell maglight since CCW is illegal here in MO, and I wouldn't want to do anything illegal [}:D]

FOTBR
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You need to start whippin ass on those slack jawed kansas city f@&&o+s and St. Looey liberals!

Don't let Sprint (yeah, the phone company) and the liberal town folk run that state!

I'm looking at moving back there to be with my family and it's going to be a pain in the ass to bring my machineguns!  And what's this "no supressor" BS?  I move away for a couple of decades and the whole place goes right in the shitter.  I'm going to have to move back, incorporate my property as a city and buy a bunch of junky plastic HK's like Whacko Jacko did for NeverEverLand.

At least they have a "don't call me" list for phone solicitors in MO...........

Edited to add:
I'm cleaning out from under my seat and adding a can of [url=http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/caffeine/3669.shtml]Whoop Ass[/url]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 8:59:49 AM EDT
[#23]
What my dad generally keeps in our Bronco:

Front driver's seat- SA .45 Compact

Console- S&W 9mm sem-auto

Passenger seat- S&W Model 422 .22lr (mine)

Between the two back seats- Tec 22 Scorpion and a .22lr Browning Buckmark.

Between front and back seats- M1 Carbine with 30 round mag.

In the dash mounted gun rack- Mossberg .410 shotgun or Sheridan 5mm pellet rifle[:)]

***He occasionally replaces the .45 with a 686 Smith in .357 Magnum and wears the .45 on his hip.***

[EDIT TO ADD] We also carry a box of (25) .410 shotshells, a brick of .22's, 2 spare mags for the 9 milly, 3 spare mags for the .45, a spare 15 rounder for the carbine, and a box of 5mm pellets. [:D]

You can never be too prepared. [50]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 9:47:16 AM EDT
[#24]
Hmmm...Good question...let me look.  OK, we got assorted straw wrappers...petrified french fries...some black screws...shopping list...condom wrappers(note to self--get car shop-vac'ed)...3 ball point pens, non-working...2 books of matches...Wait a minute...OK got one of the pens working by heating it with a match...moldy crumbs...Wolverine action figure(I was looking for that!)...AA cell flashlight-dead of course...phillips screwdriver...Yeah, thats about it.

Anything else you want to know?
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 10:32:33 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 10:39:46 AM EDT
[#26]
Hey, could one of you go get me a box of ground guides?  

Link Posted: 7/9/2002 12:12:21 PM EDT
[#27]
Under the seat:
- Glock e-tool

Under the rear seat:
- canvas pouch holding
  two pairs of Channelocks
  a pair of needlenose pliers
  two sizes of Crescent wrenches
  multi-tip screwdriver
  one large flatbladed screwdriver
  utility knife
  100mph tape

- about 50' of rope
- cheap socket set
- folded 12' by 12' tarp

In the console:
- Colt LW Commander
- Surefire G2
- unsubscribed cell phone with power cord
(if I ever need to call 911)

In wintertime I throw a bag in the back seat containing:
- space blanket
- rain poncho
- wool watch cap
- bandanna
- fixed-blade knife
- 1 liter of water
- an MRE or two
- matches & lighter
- a few trioxane tabs
- handheld CB with extra battery
- pad & pencil
- first aid kit

My wife gets a similar kit in her vehicle along with an army blanket.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 2:55:00 PM EDT
[#28]
Dust bunnies, lost items, probably some kids toys. Nothing that I intentional put there.. :)
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 3:11:36 PM EDT
[#29]
[img]pages.prodigy.net/labradorx3/public_html/maglight.jpg[/img]

Like this blackmanta?
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 3:56:50 PM EDT
[#30]
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[img]pages.prodigy.net/labradorx3/public_html/maglight.jpg[/img]

Like this blackmanta?
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Holy $h!t!!!  That light is almost as tall as the door!!!  [:D]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 4:06:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 4:16:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Glock 22 with M3 light.  Two 15rnd mags (165gr Speer Gold Dot).
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 4:18:20 PM EDT
[#33]
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[img]pages.prodigy.net/labradorx3/public_html/maglight.jpg[/img]

Like this blackmanta?
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Somebody's been to the Ray Harryhausen school of "forced perspective." [;)]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 4:48:57 PM EDT
[#34]
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You need to start whippin ass on those slack jawed kansas city f@&&o+s and St. Looey liberals!
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Workin on it.  Every chance I get to raise hell in St Louis or KC, I do.  Actually, I've just been getting some of my friends from both places to start shooting.


Don't let Sprint (yeah, the phone company) and the liberal town folk run that state!
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Sprint's headquarters is actually in Overland Park, KS.  But plenty of liberals to go around.  [:X*]


I'm looking at moving back there to be with my family and it's going to be a pain in the ass to bring my machineguns!  And what's this "no supressor" BS?  I move away for a couple of decades and the whole place goes right in the shitter.
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Yeah, as soon as I'm done with this college stuff I'm looking to get the F*** out of MO.  AZ looks nice. [:D]

 I'm going to have to move back, incorporate my property as a city and buy a bunch of junky plastic HK's like Whacko Jacko did for NeverEverLand.
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Junky plastic HKs for his "city", junky plastic surgery for his face....coincidence?.


At least they have a "don't call me" list for phone solicitors in MO...........
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Which so far hasn't done a darn thing about reducing the number of calls I get -- the worst offender is the MO Deputy Sheriff's organization, trying to raise money for something or other that they want.  Nothing against LEOs, but when they call me in the middle of dinner, and ask for money, well, I mean it when I tell them to go burn in hell.   Which is nicer than what I do to other companies that call -- tape player patched into phone line that plays "Macarena" -- I just punch play, and leave the phone sit for an hour or so.  [}:)]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 6:08:43 PM EDT
[#35]
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My wife gets a similar kit in her vehicle along with an army blanket.
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What - no fire extinguisher? You can always wait for jumper cables come to you but if you ever need a fire{arm,extinguisher} you generally need it NOW.

No firearms under the seat though. Just a fire extinguisher, first aid kit, ditty bag of travel size toiletries, and a CB radio so that if I ever need to call for help, I can listen to truckers braggin about the girl in Atlanta last night, cause nobody can hear you with one of them little rubber whip antennas anyway.

The CB does come in handy in traffic though - which is the only reason it stays. Both lanes crawling - you got a pretty idea you REALLY ought to be in one lane or the other, but WHICH?  Truckers are coordinating lane changes for construction and accidents 2-3 miles back.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 6:13:18 PM EDT
[#36]
All the stuff I can never find.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 6:13:56 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 9:39:30 PM EDT
[#38]
I'm gonna' get me another maglight and chain the two of 'em together to make a pair of nunchucks.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 9:58:48 PM EDT
[#39]

I had to go look, here's what I found under my seat..

1 crusty syringe w/ bent needle
1 dally wrap
$34.11 in change
6 lbs of misc. sh!t (cow and horse, I presume)
3 lbs of mud
1/2 McDonald's hamburger, moldy (I wondered what was stinking)
Misc. vaccine pamphlets
1 leaking bottle of Ivomec, 750mL
3 french fries (unknown brand)
1 small Arby's curly fri




Link Posted: 7/9/2002 10:33:07 PM EDT
[#40]
HK usp45 in fanny pack
french frys
some misc change
baby wipes used and unused
mag light 2 cell
2 mre's unopened
crusty mt dew residue in carpet

oh and im looking for a bacon stretcher!
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 10:41:12 PM EDT
[#41]
A Ka-Bar 2nd gen. Fighting knife.
It does double duty. First is obvioubly for defense. 2nd is that it's a good way to deflate an airbag that is suffocating you.
Link Posted: 7/9/2002 10:45:40 PM EDT
[#42]

  I keep my MOJO under my seat? Whenever some idiot thinks he's got road rage. I commence to beating the snot out of him with it and my buddy keeps hollering "Mo Joe!, hit him some mo Joe!"

Link Posted: 7/10/2002 3:16:44 AM EDT
[#43]
"What - no fire extinguisher? You can always wait for jumper cables come to you but if you ever need a fire{arm,extinguisher} you generally need it NOW."


He's right guys.  Everyone should keep a fire extinguisher on hand.  About a year or two back I had my big 4x4 Chevy catch on fire out in the mountains.  God damn mechanic rag fell out of its hole and landed on the engine.  Bastard caught on fire and burned up all my electrcal cables.  Good thing I had a little mini extinguisher bolted to the firewall on the driver's side. [;)]
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 3:25:47 AM EDT
[#44]
....your girlfriends panties![0:)]
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 3:50:23 AM EDT
[#45]
Right after Christmas last year I had a whole pile of shit under the passenger seat that my true love gave to me.  There were birds of various types like french hens, turtle doves, geese (I hate geese) and a god damed partridge.  There were eight twinks in tights jumping around and some bastards blowing on "pipes".  She gave me a fist full of pimp-like rings.  I guess I'm supposed to be Mr. T now.  
I suppose I should clean all that shit out, but I can't just throw away Christmas presents.  I'll wait till after Christmas this year.  Hopefully, she won't get me the same thing this year.
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 3:51:20 AM EDT
[#46]
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....your girlfriends panties![0:)]
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Don't sniff them.
Link Posted: 7/10/2002 4:14:04 AM EDT
[#47]
porn
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 9:59:26 AM EDT
[#48]
...several empty Camel Lights boxes...
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 10:09:03 AM EDT
[#49]
A Navy Ka-Bar diving knife in the center console..that's about it.

Too paranoid to keep a rifle in the back. Last thing I need is for some dumb sh!t to steal the car, and me having to explain to the cops "Oh, yah, and he also got my pre-ban AR shorty I keep in the back..."

They'd probably arrest me for giving weapons to a criminal, or something.
Link Posted: 7/11/2002 10:50:05 AM EDT
[#50]
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Empty beer cans, used condoms, interesting road kill and some really strange stuff I can't even identify.
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text book answer for Alabama Redneck! ;)
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