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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:08:56 AM EDT
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Slip her some Nyquil. You pretend to take some. She sleeps. You surf ARF. WIN!
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:09:20 AM EDT
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Came here to also post about NyQuil.
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:10:08 AM EDT
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I came here to post about pics. There aint none !
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:10:26 AM EDT
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Warm brandy water with a little honey and lemon.
It will take you to a place where all is right with the world. 
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:10:36 AM EDT
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headphones and a good book.
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:11:17 AM EDT
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I came here to post about pics. There aint none ! Possibly the computer has a virus also. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:13:28 AM EDT
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You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:14:27 AM EDT
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Kill the virus with brown liquor
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:14:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.  |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:14:38 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.:
Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:15:34 AM EDT
[#11]
Take your frustrations out on the newbs and trolls
Pleeeeease? |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:16:09 AM EDT
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Slip her a mickey and go to Hooters.
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:16:31 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) I tried... but I laughed. Good luck to you today. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:18:25 AM EDT
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Ya know, a hot toddy can help a cold. Doctor's orders, ya know.
PS I am not a physician. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:21:47 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) Just tell her your throat hurts and talking aggravates it. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:24:49 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) Your hearing is messed up.....right?????? It shoul be
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:26:08 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) That's classic right there. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:31:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: You know, I'm good with being single. Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh)  |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:31:46 AM EDT
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You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.
Was that a no? 
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:32:13 AM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:32:45 AM EDT
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Pics of Glock?
Hell-low! Way-ting..... |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:36:33 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) Sorry Bama, but I raffed. I too have been there. The only difference was after my heavy sigh I said "OK, if you insist"
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:39:12 AM EDT
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This is what its going to be like 24/7 when you're both retired.
Thats why men die first. They want to. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:39:19 AM EDT
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1. Slam door.
2. Watch war movies at ludicrous volume. 3. Profit. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:42:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: Isn't today the day Anonymous is taking down the net? Quoted: I came here to post about pics. There aint none ! Possibly the computer has a virus also. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:42:57 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) Cherish those moments when the wife offers you exactly what you want.
A little Nyquil and some peace. And a space heater cranked up to maximum. Unless she is ok with snot dripping in her during sex, then it could be a little better I suppose.
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:43:15 AM EDT
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Nap time for Bama. I would strongly advise you to order some delivery for lunch to keep her out of the kitchen or you'll never hear the end of it. Maybe you should both go to the Urgent Care and make a miserable day just stinking perfect?
In Castle Jeepnstein, if one is sick enough to call off work one is too sick to be up doing anything. It's the only time I ever miss Netfllix and it's crappy streaming service. Countess von Jeepnstein takes the couch and I head upstairs to the sleeping porch, we check in on each other to make sure it's not time to cash in the insurance policy every few hours. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:43:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: Typical. FYI, if she heard the sigh, minus another ten points. Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:45:56 AM EDT
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Taking a strong antihistamine (Deconamine was the best, but I can't find anyone to prescribe it anymore. Chlortrimeton and Benadryl will work too) will make you sleepy, and help your body to recover by giving it rest. That's especially true if you have a head cold. The antihistamine also helps prevent it from going into your chest if it's strong enough.
If it's going to be a chest cold, take Robitussin DM (I used to take PE, but it was replaced by DM) to get it out of your chest. I also take Tylenol Cold and Flu to relieve the symptoms, and mix it with some honey as it seems to speed the recovery process-especially if it's a hot drink. Alka seltzer with honey is good too, but I buy the product that's made in Germany-NOT mexico. At night, I usually have a couple shots of something stiff to ease the discomfort. I don't overdue it. Hope you two feel better. I had a head cold last year that lasted for two months. ETA: Don't forget the vitamin C-at least 500 mg a day. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:49:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) I've had the same kind of conversation when she isn't ill. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:54:06 AM EDT
[#31]
i think she wants it in the butt
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:54:41 AM EDT
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You two should be making sweet love all day, in a Nyquil haze.
Was that a no? I H.A.T.E. people trying to talk to me when I don't feel well. I just want to wallow in my misery in peace and quiet. Bugs me too when he wants to know what's wrong just because I'm quiet. By the time he's asked 3 times and gotten, "Nothing" as his answer and says, "I can tell something's wrong......" I explode. There's something wrong NOW motormouth! |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:54:55 AM EDT
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Flu and allergies hitting us hard up here
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:55:50 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) SWMBO and I had a similar conversation about the placement of a shower door this morning. 
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:56:02 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: You are a wise woman. I'll be in the computer room. Fixed it for you. Also, pics aren't loading. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:57:12 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) She gave you an out and you should have taken it. Separate rooms would have been the route to take. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:57:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/30/2012 7:57:57 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh)
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Posted: 3/30/2012 8:02:28 AM EDT
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Slip her yourself some Nyquil scotch. You surf ARF. WIN! FIFY! |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 8:54:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) And this is a problem why? |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 8:54:25 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) I've had the same kind of conversation when she isn't ill.
That wasn't the end of it. Mrs: Well I just shut up for a few hours till you get over being huffy. Bama: (says nothing) Mrs: Is your mouth dry? Bama: No and I knew you wouldn't be quite for a few hours. Mrs: (death ray eyes) So she gives a list of stuff to pickup at the drug store. As I'm pulling up to the store, phone rings, it's her of course, more talk about daughter. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 8:54:51 AM EDT
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i think she wants it in the butt 
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:03:59 AM EDT
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You are well within your rights to be huffy when you are suffering from Ebola.
She will be really sorry she said those things to you when you start bleeding from your eye sockets and you are rolling around in agony. Oh yea, real sorry. Godspeed, OP. 
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:05:16 AM EDT
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Quoted: Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) Separate rooms FTW!  |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:05:56 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) I tried... but I laughed. Good luck to you today. why were you against seperate rooms? Seems reason, both sick and cranky........ 
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:07:33 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) I've had the same kind of conversation when she isn't ill.
That wasn't the end of it. Mrs: Well I just shut up for a few hours till you get over being huffy. Bama: (says nothing) Mrs: Is your mouth dry? Bama: No and I knew you wouldn't be quite for a few hours. Mrs: (death ray eyes) So she gives a list of stuff to pickup at the drug store. As I'm pulling up to the store, phone rings, it's her of course, more talk about daughter. Our wives are most certainly related in some form or fashion... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:08:07 AM EDT
[#47]
How does one go about 'suck starting' a glock? I'm just curious.
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:11:07 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) I tried... but I laughed. Good luck to you today. why were you against seperate rooms? Seems reason, both sick and cranky........ Tried it before, lasts about five minutes till she is in the room with me, talking. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:12:31 AM EDT
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Example of many so far this a.m.: Mrs: Are your taste buds messed up? Bama: No. Mrs: You don't have to be snippy and short with me. Bama: You aksed me a question and I answered. Mrs: Look if you want to be that way then maybe we can just stay in seperate rooms today. Bama: (sigh) I've had the same kind of conversation when she isn't ill. That wasn't the end of it. Mrs: Well I just shut up for a few hours till you get over being huffy. Bama: (says nothing) Mrs: Is your mouth dry? Bama: No and I knew you wouldn't be quite for a few hours. Mrs: (death ray eyes) So she gives a list of stuff to pickup at the drug store. As I'm pulling up to the store, phone rings, it's her of course, more talk about daughter. I have no idea why you guys put up with this shit from your wives. |
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Posted: 3/30/2012 9:13:27 AM EDT
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Dibs on guns and ammo.
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