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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:01:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:02:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:02:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Oh well. At least it's not another Trayvon thread. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:02:36 PM EDT
[#4]
I went to Catholic school. I knew a couple and was one.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:03:33 PM EDT
[#5]
I have found the easiest woman to have first date sex with are in a church divorce group.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:09 PM EDT
[#6]
If you can provide more details, I might start attending church.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:17 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted: I went to Catholic school. I knew a couple and was one. Hoe?  |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:32 PM EDT
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Look, it was one time and I didn't know.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:04:53 PM EDT
[#9]
I was expecting to see pictures
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:05:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Yep. Guilt is a powerful motivator.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:05:29 PM EDT
[#11]
They sweat
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:05:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Reminds me of a joke.....
Well, if they go to church, they have hope in their soul And if they take a bath they have soap in their hole.......... |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:06:15 PM EDT
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A real, functioning church is not supposed to be a museum for saints - rather a hospital for sinners.
Come to think of it, our Boss ministered to a couple of fallen women on occasion - we are supposed to take our cue from Him. Or, to put it another way, the whores aren't any less deserving of grace and forgiveness than I am. Its just a little easier to see their sins than mine. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:06:58 PM EDT
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Who did Hay-Seuss embrace and who did he scorn?
Hint: hay-Seuss didn't embrace the money changers, priests or lawyers. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:07:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
They sweat Lol, I was gonna right that! "Sweating like a whore in church!" Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:07:12 PM EDT
[#16]
This may surpass the "my bicycle got stolen from outside Friendly's" thread for head scratching. Sadly I have to sue people in the morning.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:07:13 PM EDT
[#17]
You're welcome in my church gene.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:09:16 PM EDT
[#18]
They cry
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:09:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: I was expecting to see pictures  best I could do at short notice.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:09:57 PM EDT
[#20]
I'd rather be a saint in a titty bar
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:13:16 PM EDT
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Quoted:
A real, functioning church is not supposed to be a museum for saints - rather a hospital for sinners. Come to think of it, our Boss ministered to a couple of fallen women on occasion - we are supposed to take our cue from Him. Or, to put it another way, the whores aren't any less deserving of grace and forgiveness than I am. Its just a little easier to see their sins than mine. That's actually a very nice way to put it. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:14:33 PM EDT
[#22]
I second the motion.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:15:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Aint nothing wrong with that.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:16:42 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
They sweat this
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:19:23 PM EDT
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we used to have a church raffle evrey year.it would always be something different.seems some of the "ladies" would always sell the most tickets
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:21:33 PM EDT
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If there were more whores in church I would probably get religion.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:22:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: They sweat Common myth. I see them strutting proudly. At least there is something to look at when the sermon is boring. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:23:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Not always sitting on the last pew.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:23:55 PM EDT
[#29]
I didn't know there were whores in church.
Ima get my worship on asap!
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:24:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Who did Hay-Seuss embrace and who did he scorn? Hint: hay-Seuss didn't embrace the money changers, priests or lawyers. That's annoying. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:32:08 PM EDT
[#31]
Sootikins thread?
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:34:37 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
we used to have a church raffle evrey year.it would always be something different.seems some of the "ladies" would always sell the most tickets Ergo they are whores? |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:35:20 PM EDT
[#33]
I like turtles
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:35:27 PM EDT
[#34]
Sheltered baptist girls
'nuff said
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Posted: 3/29/2012 7:49:11 PM EDT
[#35]
shit I did not know you can find those in Church
I should go check it out |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:08:28 PM EDT
[#36]
This thread disappoints.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:09:15 PM EDT
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Sootikins thread? you bastard. You had to bring those up again 
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:11:35 PM EDT
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Interdasting, yet unpossible.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:19:21 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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They sweat I always heard it, "Nervous as a whore in Church." Lol, I was gonna right that! "Sweating like a whore in church!" Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:22:05 PM EDT
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Sootikins thread? Probably not. A rolling "stone" gathers no "moss". And I'm pretty sure sootikins would have trouble gaining traction on a modern professional, um, terrain. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:30:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:30:39 PM EDT
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I'm not a bible thumper, but I understand that the church doors are open to one and all.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:31:29 PM EDT
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Am I the only one reminded of the conversation in the K-9 by this thread?
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:32:46 PM EDT
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This thread is more wrong than two boys fucking in church.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:34:30 PM EDT
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I went to church with my ex every sunday
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:36:03 PM EDT
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Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat where have you been? I’ve been to London to look at the Queen. Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, what did you there? I frightened a little mouse under her chair. |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:43:04 PM EDT
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I've done a lot of sinning and they let me in. I just never see any single whores.
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:47:28 PM EDT
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"I'm in." |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:48:57 PM EDT
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Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future. Amen |
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Posted: 3/29/2012 8:52:45 PM EDT
[#50]
Rahab did ok. |
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