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Posted: 7/7/2002 12:29:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 12:33:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Shucks, folks, jes' another Texas gal gone bad, that's all.

I'll bet her Pappy's already dead. If he ain't, this oughta do the trick!

Eric The(LetHimBeYourFatherFigure)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 12:35:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 12:36:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Yes he is a coward and more that just his career would be ruined,if the right guy gets his hands on him he is f*ed.

Link Posted: 7/7/2002 12:45:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Shucks, folks, jes' another Texas gal gone bad, that's all.

I'll bet her Pappy's already dead. If he ain't, this oughta do the trick!

Eric The(LetHimBeYourFatherFigure)Hun[>]:)]
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ETH,
I don't know if you realize this and you are trying to be funny so if you do then forgive me
but it should be his Pappy's, George Michael isn't in love with a woman.  
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 12:45:30 PM EDT
[#5]
smarty_pants,
He just might like that!

[sex]  [shock]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 12:59:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Errr, you don't get out too much do you.
George Michael is as queer as a three dollar bill. [puke]
Queer as football bat. [puke]
I guess his boyfriend took that old Texas joke a literaly: He aint no steer, so he must be queer.
HAHAHA
"EricTheHun: Shucks, folks, jes' another Texas gal gone bad, that's all."
[img]http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/techie/351/triple.jpg[/img]
[puke][puke][puke][puke][puke][puke]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 1:02:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Post from guardian855 -
ETH,
I don't know if you realize this and you are trying to be funny so if you do then forgive me
but it should be his Pappy's, George Michael isn't in love with a woman.
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Nope, I didn't know that he was gay. Not my kind of music.

Now I know why.

So, the Texan's father [u]is[/u] probably already dead!

Eric The(OrWishesHeWas!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 1:03:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Dude "hung out" in too many SF restrooms..
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 1:09:01 PM EDT
[#9]
[size=2]fag.[/size=2]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 1:41:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 1:46:12 PM EDT
[#11]
I've spent all of four days in Texas in my life, and even I'm ashamed.

[puke]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 1:54:35 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 2:18:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
if the right guy gets his hands on him he is f*ed!
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I believe that's happened on many occasions!
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 2:28:24 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 7:06:14 PM EDT
[#15]
Well you know they say Queer people have Queer ways!

   Bob[8D]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 7:22:10 PM EDT
[#16]
[sex] eventually =[xx(][xx(]
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 10:07:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Since he's queer, does that mean he stands a good chance of dieing from food poisoning also.
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 10:26:05 PM EDT
[#18]
Wait a sec,  does Michael HAVE a career?
Link Posted: 7/7/2002 10:36:19 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
if the right guy gets his hands on him he is f*ed!
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I believe that's happened on many occasions!
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What an excruciating visual.
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I said the right guy not Mr Right.
Some good'ol boy should put a boot up his.......ah! just shoot the fag!
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 12:13:16 AM EDT
[#20]
I would like to hear the song before passing judgement on him.


Probably get flamed for this,but what is new.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 1:24:05 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Why can't his lover be from California or New York, anywhere but Texas!
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Probably because he looked around and discovered that Texans are the only people in the aforementioned group who are so far behind the times that there was a good chance he could find a homo Texan who thought he was still cool and in the groove.

Holy cow, the guy came out of the closet in the 1980's for God's sake.

You Texas boys need to get out more often. [flame]
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 1:43:14 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 3:47:58 AM EDT
[#23]
Post from mattja -
You Texas boys need to get out more often.
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If 'getting out more often' means becoming familiar with the career and love life of this POS, well, thanks, but no thanks!

We have a whole lot better stuff to do than watching the ongoing [b]queer nation soap opera[/b] that enthralls so many in our country nowadays!

Eric The(Need'nAShower)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 4:01:35 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
We have a whole lot better stuff to do than watching the ongoing [b]queer nation soap opera[/b] that enthralls so many in our country nowadays!
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I hear these guys are big in Texas.

[url]www.gmch.org/shop/recordingstftl1.asp[/url]

Ha ha I'm justa foolin' with ya'll. :)
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 4:32:51 AM EDT
[#25]
yep, dirt burglar, yep
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 4:36:51 AM EDT
[#26]
From the website cited by mattja -
In the words of the title song, we dedicate this gift “to all we have touched, both present and gone,” and to the friends who will share our lives for the next 15 years.
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'All we have touched'?

Yikes!

Eric The(Yikes,Again!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 12:30:36 PM EDT
[#27]
Ya know, that just sad.

There a lots of folks that think they are Texans, but it don't mean we claim em!

George Michael? WGAS!? (Who Gives A Shit)
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 12:51:45 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Why can't his lover be from California or New York, anywhere but Texas!
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Probably because he looked around and discovered that Texans are the only people in the aforementioned group who are so far behind the times that there was a good chance he could find a homo Texan who thought he was still cool and in the groove.

Holy cow, the guy came out of the closet in the 1980's for God's sake.

You Texas boys need to get out more often. [flame]
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Funny thing about people from Ca. they are the only people who think they are anything other then dumb a$$ commies.

Yep, the land of the high speed chase is not so hot after all.
The people are not really cool just to f*ed up to know better,the beachs are nasty and the chicks are DUMB!(I banged one for two years)

I will give it this much San. Fran. is a good place to buy crap from China at low prices but then so is Wal-Mart.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 1:05:57 PM EDT
[#29]
smarty_pants,

There's some good folks in Kalifornia, I think.
I lived there for 3 years, and then saw the light and made it back to Texas, Thank Christ!

I find it funny how they brag, as they pay 10 -15% state income tax (zero in Texas), can't buy a pistol without an external safety, can't get a concealed carry license, and can't even light a cigar in a fricking bar for Pete's sake!

It's the only place I've ever seen you could live somewhere for 3 years and your neighbors never speak to you!

Let's not forget it's the habitat of Fienstien!
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 8:02:12 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
From the website cited by mattja -
In the words of the title song, we dedicate this gift “to all we have touched, both present and gone,” and to the friends who will share our lives for the next 15 years.
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'All we have touched'?

Yikes!

Eric The(Yikes,Again!)Hun[>]:)]
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It is a frightening thought, I agree. he he

Hey, how come Texas boys (present company excluded) can dish out humor but can't take it? Seems you guys can make fun of other states, but the minute you guys are the butt of the joke (no reference to George Michael intended), ya'll have a hissy fit? What's the deal with that?

Hey, you can make fun of the PRK all you want, and for the most part we'll agree with you!
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 8:16:27 PM EDT
[#31]
smarty_pants, you need to lighten up a little. I was just funnin' with those guys. Hey, how often do you see Californians bragging about their state on this site? Not nearly as much as some others here, I'll tell you that.

Every state has its share of liberal morons. We get ours from many sources, including a large number of highly educated folks from out-of-state, thinking they can cash in on the next boom, like the dot.com fools who came in en masse hoping to become instant millionaires on stock options. Now they're leaving, taking their liberal votes back from whence they came.

It's true we get screwed on taxes, but I'm not sure we get screwed any worse than other people whose states have a multitude of hidden taxes, just not the obvious ones like state income tax.

Anyway, every state has good points and bad points. Our main problem is we have lost control of our state legislature and now they are running around, getting their idiotic liberal views chaptered into law.

But hey, Los Angeles is probably no worse than Miami in that respect.
Link Posted: 7/8/2002 10:34:53 PM EDT
[#32]
Another fuck that got by the stupid INS.
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