A Texan went into the big city up North for the first time. After
strolling  around the downtown area for a while, he happened to look up
and  see a  man  at the top of a tall building. The man looked like he was ready to
jump  off. Concerned about the man's fate, the Texan immediately started
thinking  of things he could tell the man so that he would want to live
and  would  not  jump.

 "Remember your wife," yelled the Texan.
 "She divorced me," said the man.
 "Remember your children," yelled the Texan.
 "They ran away," said the man.
 "Remember your parents," yelled the Texan.
 "They are dead," said the man.
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 "Remember the Alamo!!" yelled the Texan.
 "What is the Alamo?" inquired the man.


 "Jump, you Yankee Sumbitch!" replied the Texan.