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Posted: 2/16/2012 5:35:17 PM EDT
We all know that cars are to have female names.

What are the admissible variances from this rule?  I just got the wife a new car and she is having trouble coming up with a name.  She loves Alice In Wonderland and is contemplating naming it The Jabberwocky.  The Jabberwocky was definitively a male, however.

Conundrum.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:37:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Christine is a female name. Just sayin.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:38:00 PM EDT
[#2]
kcolg30 calls his car... AUDI
 
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:39:16 PM EDT
[#3]
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:39:18 PM EDT
[#4]
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:39:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Charlene, sir!
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:40:25 PM EDT
[#6]
IRENE
 
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:40:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


I forgot the rules.



Yeah yeah yeah, the barber missed a spot.

Quoted:
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.


An '08 RAV4.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:41:40 PM EDT
[#8]
Glad to see my wife isn't the only one who does this.  Her last car was named Daisy.  The old van she had before that was named Lucille.  Our compact pickup is named Fred.



The Camry, being totally devoid of soul, is thus far nameless.


 
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:42:36 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


I forgot the rules.

http://i.imgur.com/qFIzj.jpg

Yeah yeah yeah, the barber missed a spot.

Quoted:
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.


An '08 RAV4.


I think Jabberwocky would fit.  The rav.......


Or her husband.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:42:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Katrina


and nice Iceman costume.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:43:26 PM EDT
[#11]
Name her RAVen!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:43:59 PM EDT
[#12]
I didn't name my car, but I don't see it as a "female" like most people do. It's a guy. If I was to name it, I'd give a guy name.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:44:00 PM EDT
[#13]
The ones in our collection are Blue Meanie, Jedi, and Bessie Lou.

None make any sense unless you know more about the car.

Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:44:36 PM EDT
[#14]
Peggy or Joyce
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:44:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Call it



"THE WHORE"



and put yourself inside her, every morning.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:45:24 PM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


We will need pics before we can give out any real help!



BigDozer66


let's be clear, i'd like pics of wife

 





Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:46:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


I forgot the rules.

http://i.imgur.com/qFIzj.jpg

Yeah yeah yeah, the barber missed a spot.

Quoted:
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.


An '08 RAV4.


I think Jabberwocky would fit.  The rav.......


Or her husband.


It's about 4-5" taller now.  Might have to name the mohawk the Jabberwocky and tell her it's already taken.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:46:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Name it marmalade.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:49:19 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Katrina


and nice Iceman costume.


Thats my name....
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:50:09 PM EDT
[#20]
I've always called my cars "My fucking car".

YMMV
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:59:28 PM EDT
[#21]
my truck's name is Ron, because my truck has balls
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:00:10 PM EDT
[#22]
I don't name my cars...









I have testicles.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:00:30 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
I don't name my cars...



I have testicles.


Do they hang from your truck?!
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:00:59 PM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


Call it



"THE WHORE"



and put yourself inside her, every morning.






 
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:01:56 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


This and what kind of car.

After seeing the picture....how about Floyd.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:02:29 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Call it

"THE WHORE"

and put yourself inside her, every morning.


Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:53:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Mongo
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 7:04:35 PM EDT
[#28]
Nice pearl necklace.........
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