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Newswire: Washington (AP) - Following a recent spate of Liberals rulings by activists judges, including both the death penalty and the Pledge of Allegiance being ruled unConstitutional, District Court Judge Ima Commie has ruled the US Constitution to be unConstitutional.
Citing the Founding Fathers bias toward the Christian religion, the 666th District Court Judge stated "The Founders clearly were under a Christian voodoo spell when they wrote the Constitution in 1987."
Commie is most noted for having removed the Bible from the pledge procedure in her court, having all witnesses pledge to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, "so help me Dog."
Also, citing the fact that Congress has opened each day with prayer for the last hundred years, all legislation passed in this time period is hereby anulled, according to Commie.
Judge Commie hinted she showed judicial restraint as a strict reading of the First Amendment would make Americas entire first hundred and fifty years in violation of the infamous "separation" clause where the nations third President, Thomas Jefferson, wrote a letter to the Danbury baptist Church, the source of the "wall of separation" phrase.
Commie stated "Jefferson's entire letter is in fact unConstitutional. He should have NEVER written a letter to a church."
Noted Jewish Constitutional scholar Heza Goodguy remarked "If the Constitution is unConstitutional, I guess I'm out of a job."
Congressional reaction to the ruling was mixed, with Senators and Representatives wishing to contact their pension plan administrators before making official comment.