Is saw this on another website fuuny!



Alabama:
Yes, we have electricity

Arkansas- Virgin? If she ain't good enuf fer her family she ain't good enuf fer ours.


Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids or God's waiting room.

Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Kansas:
Where Science Don't Mean Shit

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware or Don't even try it- it's illegal


Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan:
First Line of Defense Against the Canadians!!!

Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little else

Nebraska:
We Do TOO Have The Best College Football Team, Ya Crybaby Bastards!

Nevada:
Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Your ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable

Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Texas:
Si Hablo Ingles

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:
Yep

Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family--Really!

Wisconsin:..It's like Canada, only with cheese

You better add a few more 0s to that mosquito population in Min, they are rediculouse here...

You are damn right!!! They keep trying to sneak over here with their funny money and funnier accents but we keep shutting them down and turning them back.

Keving67

TTT

Arizona:
Come on vacation,Stay on probation
AB

yep.  but i dont get it.

One for DC that isn't a state? WTF

SC  -  we didn't surrender...we're just reloading...

Washington State...Single mother capitol of the World

Ha! It's funny because it's true...