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Posted: 1/19/2012 4:59:33 PM EDT
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Tearfully proclaiming "John Lennon was a God!" when JL bought it in 1980.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:04:45 PM EDT
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Back in early 2004 my political science professor said there was a 50% chance that GWB would not let the next election happen. Lots say the same about BHO. That might have some more truth to it, but still a little out there. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:05:46 PM EDT
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telling the class that "alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata" when everyone knows that "alligators are so angry because they got all dem teeth but no toothbrush"
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:22:25 PM EDT
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telling the class that "alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata" when everyone knows that "alligators are so angry because they got all dem teeth teef but no toothbrushtoofbrush" Fixt! |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:29:57 PM EDT
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That stone projectile point types are indicative of specific prehistoric ethnic groups in NA. That might not be the dumbest, I've heard a lot of stupid shit from them, it is just the first examle that came to my head.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:34:11 PM EDT
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Without "Women" Men would have never been able to conquer North America.
That bitches calves were so big when she wore zip up boots she could only zip them up to the ankle. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:35:04 PM EDT
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"wake up bssrf4!"
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:35:34 PM EDT
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"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE CLOCK! IS MY CLASS THAT SHITTY AND BORING!"
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:35:52 PM EDT
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking."
Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:38:14 PM EDT
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US History course, first day: "What is it about a lack of skin pigmentation that makes white people so warlike?"
I promptly dropped the class and switched to another open section taught by a different professor. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:39:26 PM EDT
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Back in early 2004 my political science professor said there was a 50% chance that GWB would not let the next election happen. Lots say the same about BHO. That might have some more truth to it, but still a little out there. I also heard this said about Bill Clinton many times back in 2000. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:40:47 PM EDT
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Had an entry level biology teacher devote an entire lecture to global warming. I, along with a few other students, walked out.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:41:07 PM EDT
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"you live in a free country"
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Posted: 1/19/2012 5:41:17 PM EDT
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking." Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job. What was her name? I know many, many Buffs Alum. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:32:40 PM EDT
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"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE CLOCK! IS MY CLASS THAT SHITTY AND BORING!" I laffed. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:33:16 PM EDT
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking." Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job. That bitch fucked me so hard her honey pot started leaking. 
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:36:26 PM EDT
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After seeing a classmate with a Bush/Cheney button (which I gave her): "I'm voting for Nader."
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:38:01 PM EDT
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Jimmy Carter was the smartest President in U.S. History.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:42:26 PM EDT
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The name Jesus Christ will not be mentioned in any paper. if you do so you will fail my class.
My first paper: "All the reasons I love Jesus". I dropped the class. Fuck him 
His name was hymen or hyman, it made me giggle. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:48:42 PM EDT
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"One day we'll know what really happened on 9/11"
Douche. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:50:28 PM EDT
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking." Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job. What was her name? I know many, many Buffs Alum. Glenda D Walden, Sociology |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:54:00 PM EDT
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had a business professor say he understood osama bin laden/taliban/al queda and emphasized with them.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:55:01 PM EDT
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You name it.
derp.liberal.herp. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:55:10 PM EDT
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So many stupid professor statements, so little time ....... |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:56:29 PM EDT
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"Capitalism has been a failure."
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Posted: 1/19/2012 6:58:48 PM EDT
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Back in early 2004 my political science professor said there was a 50% chance that GWB would not let the next election happen. Lots say the same about BHO. That might have some more truth to it, but still a little out there. There were no republican politicians calling for the suspension of the election before 2004. So far at least 3 democrat politicians have called for suspending the 2012 election, one of them being a current governor who has also suspended the republican primary in that state. We are a hell of a lot closer to tyranny now than we were then. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:05:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: had a business professor say he understood osama bin laden/taliban/al queda and emphasized with them. Did he empathize that statement? |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:06:46 PM EDT
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Back in early 2004 my political science professor said there was a 50% chance that GWB would not let the next election happen. Lots say the same about BHO. That might have some more truth to it, but still a little out there. There were no republican politicians calling for the suspension of the election before 2004. So far at least 3 democrat politicians have called for suspending the 2012 election, one of them being a current governor who has also suspended the republican primary in that state. We are a hell of a lot closer to tyranny now than we were then. Got any links for that? |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:07:26 PM EDT
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Affirmative action was not reverse discrimination. A Canadian.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:10:26 PM EDT
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I had a woman I T professor that complemented me of the fir Urshanka hat I had on with a red hammer and sickle star on it...
Similar to this one: 
She asked where I got it, as she loved the soviet union, and wished she could've seen it before the fall of communism.. 
This was in 1998 mind you, and in typical ARFCOM fashion (even before ARFCOM) I replied..... I got this off a DEAD RUSSIAN MAJOR! 
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:11:42 PM EDT
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Measurement and Instrumentation professor claimed to properly cook a turkey, you have to get the internal temperature up to 400ºF. Yeah, he had been employed at Three Mile Island nuclear generating plant during the incident. USCG had to get his ass off Chesapeake Bay on one of his sail boat trips because of the incident. Looked EXACTLY like Homer Simpson
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:14:05 PM EDT
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"Windows on public buses are bigger because white leaders made them that way so it's easier to see into them to shame the poor black people that ride them."
I had a fucking blast with that "professor." |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:17:51 PM EDT
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"If a patient were to lose all the bacteria in thier gut have them eat a small amount of poop from a close relative to repopulate thier intestines with helpful bacteria."
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:19:22 PM EDT
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"Windows on public buses are bigger because white leaders made them that way so it's easier to see into them to shame the poor black people that ride them." I had a fucking blast with that "professor." So only the windows towards the back of the bus were big, while the ones towards the front were smaller? So how do they do it now? Alternate between large and small windows but then you'd have to make sure people sat in the correct seats to be shamed. So many profs are moonbats it's hard to believe. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:19:36 PM EDT
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University of Colorado, Boulder? Ph.D 2003? "Social Construction of Sexuality"? Her CV is available on the web.
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking." Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job. What was her name? I know many, many Buffs Alum. Glenda D Walden, Sociology 
Err, no. I wouldn't. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:21:53 PM EDT
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Had to sit through a libtard environmental video that was full of political bullshit for my health class. Politics and anti-military sentiment.
The teacher liked my participation throughout the semester... until I was the first to comment on the video. Me: It's too politically biased. Teacher: well it has to be political.... Yeah I'm not some clay mind right out of high school that you can mold into your own political beliefs. That's what you get when you play an anti-military video and make a vet watch it. You get responses you DON'T want to hear. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:23:11 PM EDT
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Wow, there are some retarded assed professors out there.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:24:28 PM EDT
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Back in early 2004 my political science professor said there was a 50% chance that GWB would not let the next election happen. You've got people here who believe the same thing about Obama. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:25:11 PM EDT
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crap screw up
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:25:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Wow, there are some retarded assed professors out there. You have no idea. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:31:40 PM EDT
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One of my coworkers who was also one of my professors made us watch Bowling for Columbine. I wrote a wonderful paper about what a shitbag he was as a professor for making us watch that shit and how it was based on lies. He gave me an A though.
He then tried talking out his ass about gang graffiti photos and what they said and where they were from. I stood up and explained where they were from to the class since I took the photos and wrote the report. He didn't say shit to me about it. I sometimes miss being a college student. I still hate my former Lt who shouldn't even be employed in either capacity. But it's a long line of people. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:32:03 PM EDT
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University of Colorado, Boulder? Ph.D 2003? "Social Construction of Sexuality"? Her CV is available on the web.
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"I once fucked this guy so hard my honey pot started leaking." Sex and Society professor. She was a nut job. What was her name? I know many, many Buffs Alum. Glenda D Walden, Sociology http://sobek.colorado.edu/SOC/People/Faculty/images/walden.jpg Err, no. I wouldn't. Lol at CU. What was your major? <––––––- current business major at UNC in greeley |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:33:10 PM EDT
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That Jimmy Carter was our best president ever...
 Back in 1989.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:37:08 PM EDT
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"Zimbabwe's agricultural output is far higher under the communal agriculture of the natives." I didn't know what to say. And this was a long time ago, a few years after the Lancaster House Accords.
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:37:29 PM EDT
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There is no God.
Suffered through his communist and atheistic drivel for four years and then watched him die of a heart attack pleading for God to save him. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:42:47 PM EDT
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"Windows on public buses are bigger because white leaders made them that way so it's easier to see into them to shame the poor black people that ride them." I had a fucking blast with that "professor." So only the windows towards the back of the bus were big, while the ones towards the front were smaller? So how do they do it now? Alternate between large and small windows but then you'd have to make sure people sat in the correct seats to be shamed. So many profs are moonbats it's hard to believe. That one has to be the worst of the bunch, as it is so simply demonstratively false. At least the bullshit history ones required believing what you read about the past and agree with 2nd hand info. One need only show that bus windows in the US are no different than those of Europe or Asia to go .
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:42:50 PM EDT
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Accounting prof. Talking about IRS and how it functions and how great the systems is. Then stating "and that's how Obama is going to fix the country"
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:46:11 PM EDT
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You put the goose's head in the drawer...
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:46:23 PM EDT
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Accounting prof. Talking about IRS and how it functions and how great the systems is. Then stating "and that's how Obama is going to fix the country" that sucks my current accounting professor is a sexy little MILF who, hopelessly, yet entertainingly likes to talk about the Denver Broncos and Green Bay packers. She lived in the South long enough to have a little bit of an accent and is a outspoken conservative. Let me see if I have a pic of her. |
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Posted: 1/19/2012 7:47:11 PM EDT
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You put the goose's head in the drawer... Bastard! 
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