Hello,

I'm looking for a job as a Fortune 500 CEO.  If you know of any openings let me know.  As for my qualifications, I am:

(1) Incompetent
(2) Dishonest
(3) Don't give a crap about the stockholders
(4) Don't give a vrap about the employees
(5) Will not work for less than $20,000,000 per year.

I'll also fake it as a CFO or CTO.  Hell, you can call me the Corporate Cleaning Officer as long as I get the 20 huge and a golden parachute.

and just in case there is more than one job to be had, Add my name to the list! [:)]