In the doghouse,... headed directly to the couch.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - In the doghouse,... headed directly to the couch.

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:41:46 PM EDT

Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"

My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."

oops.

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:43:22 PM EDT

[#1]

If it's only for one night, I say worth it.

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:45:04 PM EDT

[#2]

This will count strokes for you. More is better.

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:46:16 PM EDT

[#3]

And that's when the fight started.

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:46:34 PM EDT

[#4]

And we're off the rails already....

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:48:38 PM EDT

[#5]

At least your doghouse has wi-fi.

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:49:34 PM EDT

[#6]

wait, that got you put in the doghouse?

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:51:05 PM EDT

[#7]

WTF. Don't make her sleep on the couch for that.

Posted: 1/7/2012 2:57:01 PM EDT

[#8]

Don't worry due to your lack of a spine the couch won't be too uncomfortable.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:08:12 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:09:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Step 1. Take pants off wife

Step 2. Wear pants.

Step 3. Man.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:11:24 PM EDT

[#11]

If that is all it takes to put you on the couch, your bar is way too low.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:11:52 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
At least your doghouse has wi-fi.

You must have mis-heard. It was fi-fi

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:13:41 PM EDT

[#13]

i dont get it

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:15:45 PM EDT

[#14]

I can't see what there would make her mad, but since she's already mad at you... Tell her to make you a sandwich and bring it to you on the couch, along with a cold drink. Then post her reply here.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:17:19 PM EDT

[#15]

I don't sleep on the couch. Ever. And my wife is welcome to rest or sleep anywhere she wants to in the house. But she has to be in bed with me when I wake up.

I decided when I got married that there was no other option besides to sleep in the same bed if you want to keep the marriage.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:18:03 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

i dont get it

Yeah...not seeing what was to get mad about.

Granted...my wife's the queen of gettin mad at nothing...so who I am to question it...

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:20:11 PM EDT

[#17]

Go on like nothing's wrong. Show her you don't give a fuck. Only way to get your balls back.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:24:28 PM EDT

[#18]

You got sent to the couch for that??

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:26:59 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"

My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."

oops.

Really? That's pretty sad if she treats you like a doormat like that.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:29:56 PM EDT

[#20]

Still not seeing BOTD pics of the wife. I mean if you're already in the doghouse, go big or go home over to your neighbors and spy on them.
-SS

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:01 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4895/128899363034080615.jpg

That pic makes no sense.
"Dry, watery eyes..."?

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:01 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
i dont get it

Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime

ETA: I work with a guy named Ike Turner...do I need to send him over?

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:27 PM EDT

[#23]

I don't get it

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:34:50 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i dont get it

Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime

The OP insinuated that the extra 30% brain damage already existed in femalians, but was undiagnosed and considered normal.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:36:14 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"

My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."

oops.

Really? That's pretty sad if she treats you like a doormat like that.

I must be slow tonight, I dont see the smartassery in that response.

Now if you would have said, "meh the womenfolk should thank men for the extra strokes " I can see you getting the

.

And no I wouldnt sleep on the couch ever. Fuck that , my bed , Im sleeping in it

ETA: Ahhh.... still not sleeping on the couch

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:37:35 PM EDT

[#26]

Looks like the strokes on you. I'll be here all night, try the ham.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:38:49 PM EDT

[#27]

You probably jest...

However, if true, you need to man the fuck up and tell her that she can sit her happy ass on the couch.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:40:39 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i dont get it

Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime

The OP insinuated that the extra 30% brain damage already existed in femalians, but was undiagnosed and considered normal.

Ahhhhhhhh......... OK.......this whole thing has a "that time of the month" feel to it

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:42:00 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Looks like the strokes on you. I'll be here all night, try the ham.

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:43:18 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wife just told me that "Strokes in women 20 -29 years old are up 30%. I wonder what the cause is?"

My response?

"Meh, they're just getting better at diagnosing them."

oops.

Really? That's pretty sad if she treats you like a doormat like that.

I must be slow tonight, I dont see the smartassery in that response.

Now if you would have said, "meh the womenfolk should thank men for the extra strokes " I can see you getting the

.

And no I wouldnt sleep on the couch ever. Fuck that , my bed , Im sleeping in it

ETA: Ahhh.... still not sleeping on the couch

I think he might have meant women act like they have strokes to begin with.

He messed up!!

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:45:19 PM EDT

[#31]

Just thought of something......where the fuck are the pics?

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:49:26 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i dont get it

Me neither....I'm at work so my attention is divided but I don't see the crime

ETA: I work with a guy named Ike Turner...do I need to send him over?

LOL, I remember the old SNL sketch that featured a book authored by Ike..."Womens Be Thinkin' Too Much!".

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:50:27 PM EDT

[#33]

wow I didn't get it at all so I ran it past the wife and she said "that's mean" i still don't get it. what the hell is wrong with that response?

Posted: 1/7/2012 3:52:38 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
wow I didn't get it at all so I ran it past the wife and she said "that's mean" i still don't get it. what the hell is wrong with that response?

I think your wife and the OPs wife might have similar "cycles"