Just found out I hit the jackpot!!!

Yeah Right!
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. PMB: 20535 DATE: 01/07/2012 ATTN: This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation that the sum of $2.8 Million USD is contained here in the United State Of America, in your name, And we have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof to show that you are the rightful owner of this funds. In Colloaboration with our finance company, these funds will be released to you immediately you present proper documentations to us. As a matter of national security, we are to serve and to protect the United States of America. The only advice we can give to you as at this time, is for you to try your best to provide the required document so that your funds will be released to you. We have done our verification on your Identification Record and checked your criminal records, the only document remaining now is the FBI Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of transfer (DIST) to satisfy us that the money you are about to receive is free from Terrorism and Money Laundering act. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it with you, but if you don't have it, you are to contact us for assistance on getting the required documentation for you. You are hereby adviced to contact us, by replying to this email for inquires on how you can get the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST). Note that you are to do this immediately if you really want your fund to be released to you and also if you don't want any legal action to be taken against you. Your funds will remain in our custody and will only be released to you upon the confirmation of the required document. If we do not hear from you after 48hours we will have no other option that to get a warrant for your arrest and detain you. FBI Agent Nicholas Richard FOR:FBI Director Robert S. Mueller, III –– This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by MailScanner, and is believed to be clean. MailScanner thanks transtec Computers for their support.

Well lucky you.

 

P.S. All your funds are belong to us.

I see what you did there.

 

Did this one say that it was "ILLEGAL TO IGNORE A FEDERAL MESSAGE" on it?