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Put little hats on them and take 'em out for a beer. They'd need diapers as well I suppose. |
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You should allow them to ascend and to assume their divine form . . .
BACON!!! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Put little hats on them and take 'em out for a beer. They'd need diapers as well I suppose. Pigs usually shit in just one corner of their enclosure. I didn't say take em somewhere fancy |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Put little hats on them and take 'em out for a beer. They'd need diapers as well I suppose. Pigs usually shit in just one corner of their enclosure. I didn't say take em somewhere fancy Bowling? ETA: Wait, will that work? If you feed them strictly maple syrup, would you have maple ham without any added maple flavor Speed |
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They look . . . fuzzy. Pigs aren't supposed to be fuzzy, are they?
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Put little hats on them and take 'em out for a beer. They'd need diapers as well I suppose. Pigs usually shit in just one corner of their enclosure. I didn't say take em somewhere fancy We only eat McDonalds once a month. |
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They look . . . fuzzy. Pigs aren't supposed to be fuzzy, are they? You must be talking about the middle one. He was kinda soft feeling. His hair is wavy which is kinda odd. |
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give them pinwheels and take them ziplining. http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDGhWcb-fuxJcBe&url=http%3A%2F%2Fi3.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F6TlNOwwQQJk%2Fhqdefault.jpg Bad behavior will not be tolerated around these parts nor will it be rewarded with ziplining or parasailing. |
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They look . . . fuzzy. Pigs aren't supposed to be fuzzy, are they? You must be talking about the middle one. He was kinda soft feeling. His hair is wavy which is kinda odd. maybe you've been infiltrated by midget furries? or, you've finally captured a grow-your-own-bacon fantasy kit. |
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I'm of the opinion that they should be put immediately to death and henceforth be converted into sausage. Too much effort to bacon them up, and besides I'm betting that the other pigstas will be bigger and more palatable when they come and try a drive by oinking.
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They look . . . fuzzy. Pigs aren't supposed to be fuzzy, are they? You must be talking about the middle one. He was kinda soft feeling. His hair is wavy which is kinda odd. maybe you've been infiltrated by midget furries? or, you've finally captured a grow-your-own-bacon fantasy kit. Do you work in marketing perchance? |
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Are they gilts or boars? If they are gilts I would grain them out for few months first. But I'm silly like that. |
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Can you get a rubberband on them? If you can cut them, bob the tail off for EZ identification later on. Release, one two years later, bar hog, profit.
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They look . . . fuzzy. Pigs aren't supposed to be fuzzy, are they? You must be talking about the middle one. He was kinda soft feeling. His hair is wavy which is kinda odd. maybe you've been infiltrated by midget furries? or, you've finally captured a grow-your-own-bacon fantasy kit. Do you work in marketing perchance? no sir. high speed aluminum tubing. why do you ask? |
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Can you get a rubberband on them? If you can cut them, bob the tail off for EZ identification later on. Release, one to two years later, bar hog, profit. |
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we all need moar bacon. fatten the little bastards up nice an' thick like and shoot em later. make it worth the round
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I'm of the opinion that they should be put immediately to death and henceforth be converted into sausage. Too much effort to bacon them up, and besides I'm betting that the other pigstas will be bigger and more palatable when they come and try a drive by oinking. All good points. |
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They look . . . fuzzy. Pigs aren't supposed to be fuzzy, are they? You must be talking about the middle one. He was kinda soft feeling. His hair is wavy which is kinda odd. maybe you've been infiltrated by midget furries? or, you've finally captured a grow-your-own-bacon fantasy kit. Do you work in marketing perchance? no sir. high speed aluminum tubing. why do you ask? The grow-your-own bacon fantasy kit. Has a nice ring to it that makes my salivary glands go into warp drive. |
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Can you get a rubberband on them? If you can cut them, bob the tail off for EZ identification later on. Release, one to two years later, bar hog, profit. I haven't checked yet. We got lots of people hog hunting around here though. My luck would be someone else would take them. |
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They look . . . fuzzy. Pigs aren't supposed to be fuzzy, are they? You must be talking about the middle one. He was kinda soft feeling. His hair is wavy which is kinda odd. maybe you've been infiltrated by midget furries? or, you've finally captured a grow-your-own-bacon fantasy kit. Do you work in marketing perchance? no sir. high speed aluminum tubing. why do you ask? The grow-your-own bacon fantasy kit. Has a nice ring to it that makes my salivary glands go into warp drive. does sound like a good idea. hell, i'd buy one. |
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They will only breed further. Kill them now. These two aren't. |
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Eat one now, fatten the other for eating later. solved!
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Get them fat first. Also, your dogs will appreciate the exercise.
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remember, they'll taste like what you feed em',,,
here comes some BEER SAUSAGE !!!!!! |
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Release them into the wild.....................of Walmart. Damn that would be awesome lol. |
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.45 LC? .22 short is way cheaper.
I might have kneejerked a plea for leniency based on their cuteness, but I vote they should fry after they fatten' up a bit. |
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I'd get them fat then choot 'em. Think of all the fun the dags will have.
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I wouldn't wait till Sunday. Plenty of their friends out in the wild getting fattened up all on their own just waiting for you to catch them.
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So the third one escaped? Both female? Fatten for slaughter. Yeah I had a little dog crate pushed up into the swing door opening of the trap. I wasn't prepared for the red striped one to come when he did and he knocked the crate aside and beat a hasty retreat down a back alley into the hood. |
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I wouldn't wait till Sunday. Plenty of their friends out in the wild getting fattened up all on their own just waiting for you to catch them. There's one out there with a track bigger than the top of a coke can. Trap is baited back up for freezer meat. |
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Release them into the wild.....................of Walmart. Damn that would be awesome lol. Number them "1" and "3" before doing so |
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Release them into the wild.....................of Walmart. Damn that would be awesome lol. Number them "1" and "3" before doing so That is pure evil |
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