Would you get a prostitute if....

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Posted: 1/6/2012 9:32:54 AM EDT

..you had a disability that basically made you a social outcast with little to no hope of ever meeting a woman to date and/or marry? I was flipping through channels at the ole' Aloft O'Hare and stumbled upon the National Geographic channel which had a program about prostitutes. They eventually showed a guy with a genetic defect who was somewhat deformed, couldn't move anything but his head, and was bound to an electric wheelchair, but was horny and wanted some lovin'. So his dad loaded him up in the van and drove him to get a whore.

Would you do it under those circumstances, knowing you can't even punch the clown to get your rocks off? This was in Amsterdam.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:34:47 AM EDT

[#1]

Dude, it would probably take a lot less than that

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:34:48 AM EDT

[#2]

I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:35:29 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

Show off.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:35:33 AM EDT

[#4]

Considering the thread title involves hookers, it's very hard to masterbate to...

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:36:00 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

I hear those don't perform so well

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:36:20 AM EDT

[#6]

You pay for it one way or another, disability or not. Personally, I have no problems with someone who engages the services of a sex worker. It's an honest business transaction.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:37:11 AM EDT

[#7]

Set me up with a drip bag of gin instead.

If I don't even care that I'm shitting my pants, I sure as shit won't care about not getting laid.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:37:49 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

In Amsterdam, you can cash in post count for nookie, but it'll kick you down to non-team with HOTD part time moderator benefits.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:38:45 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
You pay for it one way or another, disability or not. Personally, I have no problems with someone who engages the services of a sex worker. It's an honest business transaction.

QFT

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:39:07 AM EDT

[#10]

No, I honestly think it's degrading to give a woman money for that, even if they are willing to do this. And I don't believe dating and marriage are the same thing eventhough money is involved in that as well.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:39:29 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
You pay for it one way or another, disability or not. Personally, I have no problems with someone who engages the services of a sex worker. It's an honest business transaction.

Yep, you dont pay a hooker to fuck, you pay her to leave. There in it for a lot less than 50% of the gross

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:40:43 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You pay for it one way or another, disability or not. Personally, I have no problems with someone who engages the services of a sex worker. It's an honest business transaction.

Yep, you dont pay a hooker to fuck, you pay her to leave. There in it for a lot less than 50% of the gross

Yup.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:40:50 AM EDT

[#13]

I'd get a hooker to celebrate Tuesday.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:40:55 AM EDT

[#14]

No, I would not.

Religious reasons.

I wouldn't keep you from it, though. Although, I should think not being willing to come out of the basement is quite the same, you still have hope of meeting a woman.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:41:18 AM EDT

[#15]

I personally don't believe the government has any business telling a man and a woman that they can't exchange money directly for sex. In nearly every social situation, a man pays for sex. Money might not be handed to a woman directly for it, but he still pays.

But sure I could see myself doing it if I was in that position. However, given my good health, I'd never seek the services of a prostitute just not my thing and I have zero interest.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:42:13 AM EDT

[#16]

Yes, and I think it ought to be legal because sex is not some frivolous desire but a powerful biological need. That the state denies a person like you described access to sex (assuming a woman is willing to have sex with him in exchange for money) is cruel and stupid.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:42:56 AM EDT

[#17]

Other than social outcasts, who else hires prostitutes ?

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:43:32 AM EDT

[#18]

If there were no STD's then I would try it.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:45:00 AM EDT

[#19]

I am a model of Male perfection, and I still get hookers. The trick is not pay until services are rendered, and then walk out. What is she going to do, sue me? hahahahahahahahhhahaha.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:45:11 AM EDT

[#20]

You forgot the blow.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:45:18 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Other than social outcasts, who else hires prostitutes ?

Charlie Sheen

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:46:10 AM EDT

[#22]

I don't have a disability, but send me your CC info and I'll get a hooker right now.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:46:23 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Other than social outcasts, who else hires prostitutes ?

People from all walks of life hire prostitutes.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:46:36 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:48:32 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I'd get a hooker to celebrate Tuesday.

And this is why the poll fails.

ETA: But WEDNESDAY is Hump Day!!!

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:48:47 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You pay for it one way or another, disability or not. Personally, I have no problems with someone who engages the services of a sex worker. It's an honest business transaction.

Yep, you dont pay a hooker to fuck, you pay her to leave. There in it for a lot less than 50% of the gross

Yup.

wOOt!

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:50:05 AM EDT

[#27]

I'm pretty sure you have described Eric the Actor and his trip to the Bunny Ranch.

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Posted: 1/6/2012 9:50:59 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Other than social outcasts, who else hires prostitutes ?

I did, numerous times, when I was stationed in Germany. (I also did it once at Ft. Sill, OK, but that was only because the whole group went to the barbershop / massage parlor / whorehouse and someone else paid for it for me.)

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:51:24 AM EDT

[#29]

I would suck start a 12 gauge.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:52:27 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Other than social outcasts, who else hires prostitutes ?

You'd be surprised........

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:53:42 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Other than social outcasts, who else hires prostitutes ?

Never been to the far east I see..

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:53:46 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I'd get a hooker to celebrate Tuesday.

Tuesday is really no more special than any other day of the week. In fact, many might argue that Tuesday is one of the least special days of the week. Therefore, in order to boost Tuesday's sense of self-esteem, I submit that your idea should become a National observance. Tuesday should hence forth be known as HookersAndBlowDay.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:54:15 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

I hear those don't perform so well

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:55:21 AM EDT

[#34]

People who hire prostitutes are just too lazy to jerk off.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:55:36 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I would suck start a 12 gauge.

This guy couldn't even do that. All he could hope for was a terminal illness or maybe drive his wheelchair off a cliff. Felt bad for the dude. And the whore he picked out was ok, but if I'm paying for it, she'd have to be way hotter.

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:58:40 AM EDT

[#36]

You guys are sick fucks!!!!! IF I didn't have to go drop this bitch off on the next block before she charges me double, I would make my point here!!

Posted: 1/6/2012 9:59:15 AM EDT

[#37]

It should be legal.

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:02:23 AM EDT

[#38]

Uh, that doesn't even matter. I love whores regardless of how cute/not cute I am.

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:03:56 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Dude, it would probably take a lot less than that

Hell yeah.

Hookers are sometimes the lesser of all evils.

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:06:49 AM EDT

[#40]

I don't hire 'em 'cause I'm married (I don't cheat on my wife).

If I wasn't comitted to a woman, I'd probably pay for it from time to time. Sometimes you want some action and you don't feel like chatting a woman up.

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:07:04 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff and doggy style position.

fixed it

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:09:59 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

Don't forget the company car.

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:10:48 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

In Amsterdam, you can cash in post count for nookie, but it'll kick you down to non-team with HOTD part time moderator benefits.

That ain't so bad.

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:11:29 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I would still be able to get girls with my enormous post count and Senior Staff position.

Don't forget the company car.

I'm guessing the Ferrari is still in the shop, so they still share the Yugo?

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:12:47 AM EDT

[#45]

Go to youtube search for comedian Jim jefferies "Last wish for a Friend" It's a FUNNY story of how he got a prostitute for his bedridden friend

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:16:36 AM EDT

[#46]

I am a social outcast with little to no hope of ever meeting a woman to date and/or marry.

Lemme tell ya,the pretty young ladies just swoon when they see a mud fence ugly,balding,slightly overweight guy driving a 5 year old Miata pull up.

That's even before they see my negative checking balance or realize I spend all day on Arf.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:24:14 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
I am a social outcast with little to no hope of ever meeting a woman to date and/or marry.

Lemme tell ya,the pretty young ladies just swoon when they see a mud fence ugly,balding,slightly overweight guy driving a 5 year old Miata pull up.

That's even before they see my negative checking balance or realize I spend all day on Arf.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh

I think that would be your problem more than anything else.

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:33:23 AM EDT

[#48]

Is it covered by medicaid if you get a doc to sign off

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:35:07 AM EDT

[#49]

Absolutely.
The bigger question is: If you are getting a lapdance and she takes care of your business downstairs for an extra $50, is she a prostitute or just the best stripper ever?

Posted: 1/6/2012 10:39:30 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

..you had a disability that basically made you a social outcast with little to no hope of ever meeting a woman to date and/or marry? I was flipping through channels at the ole' Aloft O'Hare and stumbled upon the National Geographic channel which had a program about prostitutes. They eventually showed a guy with a genetic defect who was somewhat deformed, couldn't move anything but his head, and was bound to an electric wheelchair, but was horny and wanted some lovin'. So his dad loaded him up in the van and drove him to get a whore.

Would you do it under those circumstances, knowing you can't even punch the clown to get your rocks off? This was in Amsterdam.

There is an outfit in Australia that has sex workers as care providers, there is a documentary about it also.

Overall, I think it's a good thing.

Don't confuse care providers with street walkers or lot lizards and you'll be alright.

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