Do you pee in your backyard?

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Posted: 1/5/2012 4:51:38 PM EDT

Bill Cosby said he did it. I do it. I feel like I am marking my territory. What says the hive?

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Posted: 1/5/2012 4:52:12 PM EDT

[#1]

Does the Tinman have a sheet-metal cock?

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:52:34 PM EDT

[#2]

Ah yes, the playground of piss. My backyard is.

Thats nothing, what about the shower

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:52:43 PM EDT

[#3]

I've done it when I had to take a really bad piss while drunk.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:53:00 PM EDT

[#4]

I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:53:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Of course. Side yard, too.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:54:00 PM EDT

[#6]

no, but i pee in the neighbors yard

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:54:11 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:54:22 PM EDT

[#8]

Yes, and when I go through Ohio I stop and pee in your back yard.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:55:04 PM EDT

[#9]

Yes, I do.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:55:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Hell yes, and anywhere else, the world is my urinal.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:29 PM EDT

[#11]

Lets just say I don't need a Man Cave.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:34 PM EDT

[#12]

Yep, I even caught my 3 yr old son dropping a #2 in the back yard. He said the bathrooms were busy and he really had to go.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:43 PM EDT

[#13]

nope, number 2's only

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:56:58 PM EDT

[#14]

I'm afraid it would give my 90 yo neighbor a coronary. Poor old girl probably hasn't seen any action since the Nixon administration.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:57:45 PM EDT

[#15]

Back, front and sides.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:57:46 PM EDT

[#16]

Damn right I pee in my backyard.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:58:26 PM EDT

[#17]

Hell yeah

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:58:35 PM EDT

[#18]

Piss = fertilizer

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:58:45 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

I'm afraid it would give my 90 yo neighbor a coronary. Poor old girl probably hasn't seen any action since the Nixon administration.

She's still got it. Give her a thrill.

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:59:05 PM EDT

[#20]

It's a man's right to do so!

Posted: 1/5/2012 4:59:20 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Yep, I even caught my 3 yr old son dropping a #2 in the back yard. He said the bathrooms were busy and he really had to go.

Tier 1 child for sure. Salute to you.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:02 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Yes, and when I go through Ohio I stop and pee in your back yard.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Yep, I even caught my 3 yr old son dropping a #2 in the back yard. He said the bathrooms were busy and he really had to go.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:27 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
I'm afraid it would give my 90 yo neighbor a coronary. Poor old girl probably hasn't seen any action since the Nixon administration.

Then she calls the cops and you become a registered sex offender.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:00:54 PM EDT

[#25]

Front yard only

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:10 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Hell yes, and anywhere else, the world is my urinal.

This

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:25 PM EDT

[#27]

Yep. I'm on the edge of town (literally). And with a few trees here, there is plenty of stuff to pee on.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:31 PM EDT

[#28]

Occasionally.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:38 PM EDT

[#29]

I piss outside all the time. It's dry out here. I'm just helping irrigate the parched landscape.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:46 PM EDT

[#30]

I whiz in my front yard, and in my back yard. I have family houses where they could see me in front,
but its dark enough at night, they can`t.
Whizzing outside is how i trained the dog.

The dog comes to me at night and gives me the look that says "i gotta go," so i fetch the 11/87P, and we
clear the back yard of zombies, intruders, and haunts. Oh, yeah, then we pee. its turned into a ritual.
The Mrs. declines to participate.

scruff

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:01:57 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Bill Cosby said he did it. I do it. I feel like I am marking my territory. What says the hive?

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Does a bear shit in the woods? Hell yes I do.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:02:25 PM EDT

[#32]

I can neither confirm nor deny I have done this. The wife said she has but she's spent nearly her whole life on the property.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:03:06 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Piss = fertilizer

True, the chemicals in it will help grass grow so I am told.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:15 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.

This pretty much sums up the entire male experience.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:17 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I'll piss anywhere outside where I won't get a indecent exposure charge.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:32 PM EDT

[#36]

If the bathroom is occupied and I gots to go, hells yes.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:04:57 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Yes, and when I go through Ohio I stop and pee in your back yard.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:05:17 PM EDT

[#38]

I would if I could without hitting the neighbor's patio

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:05:51 PM EDT

[#39]

I live in the country so anywhere is fine to pee.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:06:30 PM EDT

[#40]

Uh, yea!

That's why I got out of town and have some land that takes me more than 5 minutes to mow.

It's worth it just to go out with the dog & both of us mark out territory.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:06:32 PM EDT

[#41]

That is what Gatorade bottles are for.

Then toss them in the backyard or neighbors In the morning

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:07:12 PM EDT

[#42]

Yes

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:07:52 PM EDT

[#43]

Back yard, front yard, off the porch. Living in BFE has it's advantages.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:08:01 PM EDT

[#44]

yes

and i make this dance when i do it

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:08:47 PM EDT

[#45]

fo sho.

i like to piss on people after i win a fight also.....oh and my parking spot at work

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:08:56 PM EDT

[#46]

I reckon I dun it a time or two...mmmhmmm....

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:09:29 PM EDT

[#47]

all the time.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:10:41 PM EDT

[#48]

My dogs get to pee all over the backyard so why shouldn't I?

Reminds me of something- one of the neighbors' cats used to come over and piss all over my front door so I set a cat trap and a can of tuna out one night. The next morning I learned something.

Cats don't like golden showers.

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:11:13 PM EDT

[#49]

Yup. Side yard where the neighbors cant see. The SO caught my son doing it and boy did he get the business. She MAD! Ha Ha...

Posted: 1/5/2012 5:11:38 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
yes

and i make this dance when i do it

That would get piss all over your pants...if you were wearing any.

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