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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:05:39 AM EDT
[#1]
Grow up?
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:05:46 AM EDT
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I hate wide threads
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:06:34 AM EDT
[#3]
I stopped reading at "sew".
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:06:51 AM EDT
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You misused "sew" instead of "sow", and misspelled "evolved". Those are some fine genes you're passing down there, Lou.
ETA: beat by 17 seconds....sunovabitch... |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:06:55 AM EDT
[#5]
You sewed your seed too loose.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:07:13 AM EDT
[#6]
I refuse to scroll through this shit...
ETA: mention of a wife and no pictures? Fuck that, we want pictures of your girlfriend... |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:07:30 AM EDT
[#7]
What gauge needle do you use to sew seeds?
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:07:47 AM EDT
[#8]
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You misused "sew" instead of "sow", and misspelled "evolved". Those are some fine genes you're passing down there, Lou. ETA: beat by 17 seconds....sunovabitch... Yeah. You should be banned for this post. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:07:50 AM EDT
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Grow up.? |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:08:14 AM EDT
[#10]
This is going to be either really good or terribly disappointing.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:09:08 AM EDT
[#11]
You should probably just have this piece of shit thread trashed.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:09:35 AM EDT
[#12]
OP FAIL.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:10:05 AM EDT
[#13]
Drinking early today are we?
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:10:26 AM EDT
[#14]
This thread has AIDS.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:10:56 AM EDT
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This thread has AIDS. Or it will shortly. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:11:04 AM EDT
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This is going to be either really good or terribly disappointing. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Well, the OP was the second one so we're not off to a good start. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:11:43 AM EDT
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Grow up? First post and all that. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:11:50 AM EDT
[#18]
Somehow, I don't think this thread is going the way the OP thought it would.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:11:55 AM EDT
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Maybe you can ease her into the idea by talking her into letting another guy into the relationship? You know tag team your wife or you be the cuckold. Right? A guy's got a right to "sew" his seeds. Why should your wife be off limits? Help a brother out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:12:20 AM EDT
[#20]
See, I knew it. You guys are whooped!!!
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:12:38 AM EDT
[#21]
No.
One thing I love that my wife said and even tells other women, is that women should have sex with their husbands even if they are not really feeling in the mood because men need it, and you can't expect to withhold sex from a guy without him thinking about straying. But it is still bad on a mans part to stray. An oath is an oath. She knows I never want to stray. But if she does not keep me happy, it would be more likely. So she keeps me happy. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:12:39 AM EDT
[#22]
Meh. If you need to sow your seeds far and wide, find a bisexual girl who's willing to fool around with you. They're not hard to find, even ones that will make excellent wives and mothers.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:13:53 AM EDT
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I'm genetically predisposed to fuck you up and take your steak when I see your fat ass eating it...I don't. Know why? It's because I posess restraint.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:15:01 AM EDT
[#24]
Need pics of wife. Please no pics of wife with bloody knife and your testicles in her hands.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:16:01 AM EDT
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See, I knew it. You guys are whooped!!! No we're grown men |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:16:12 AM EDT
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Even before monogamous relationships were the norm, men would take shit from women over getting extra ass. But you propagating your seed doesn't help her interest in obtaining a stable and productive environment for her offspring.
They are as hard wired for their interest in procuring a stable lifestyle as we are in spreading seed. You give in to your urge to procreate widely, expect her to give into her urge to set your ass straight, lock your ass up, and keep you from wandering. The only difference between now and cave man days is that there is a civilized expectation backed by force of law that you to not beat her down. That's the only thing that has changed in the primal male/female relationship. FYI in caveman days she would just kill you in your sleep if your abuse put her or her children in jeopardy, so you kind of have protection from that too, but not so much since no jury will convict an abused spouse for killing yer ass. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:16:19 AM EDT
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This is going to be either really good or terribly disappointing. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile More likely sew sew. PaoloAR15 was right. 
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:16:46 AM EDT
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The urge to sew our seeds as widely as possible is genetically inherent in all men. You're also hard wired to like to eat lots of sweets and to hate lifting weights. Do you suppose those behaviors are also beyond the realm of control? |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:17:11 AM EDT
[#29]
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See, I knew it. You guys are whooped!!! Is your first name Herman?
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:17:27 AM EDT
[#30]
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Grow up? this... dont like monogamy? dont get married... 
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:17:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:20:28 AM EDT
[#32]
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The urge to sew our seeds as widely as possible is genetically inherent in all men. This is how we evolved over thousands of years. We are "hard wired" for promiscuity. (Much like women are hard wired to buy shoes.) Marriage and monogamy are relatively new social constructs. I can understand the need and desire for long-term relationships and pair bonding in order to raise children, but only having sex with one woman for the rest of your adult life?...Ouch! I think it is a perfectly reasonable expectation for men to be able to get some "on the side". Unfortunately, I can't get my wife to buy into it. Am I just a caveman? Men in Western society were far less pussy whooped in previous generations. Seriously guys, how did we allow this to happen? OK, I gotta go before my wife reads what I am writiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii You should of thought about that before getting married.
ETA I can't be monogamous, I do not want children, so I will not get married.  .
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:21:25 AM EDT
[#33]
Wait a few weeks
OP's new thread: Bitch of a Wife is divorcing me and taking everything with her bloodsucking lawyers |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:21:29 AM EDT
[#34]
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Maybe you can ease her into the idea by talking her into letting another guy into the relationship? You know tag team your wife or you be the cuckold. Right? A guy's got a right to "sew" his seeds. Why should your wife be off limits? Help a brother out! Why all the hate, yo? I wasn't suggesting anybody's wife was fair game. (Maybe your daughters, but not your wives.) |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:22:28 AM EDT
[#35]
Why do you need your wife's permission.
Just go do it. Be the man. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:22:40 AM EDT
[#36]
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Grow up? |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:23:19 AM EDT
[#37]
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Maybe you can ease her into the idea by talking her into letting another guy into the relationship? You know tag team your wife or you be the cuckold. Right? A guy's got a right to "sew" his seeds. Why should your wife be off limits? Help a brother out! Why all the hate, yo? I wasn't suggesting anybody's wife was fair game. (Maybe your daughters, but not your wives.) OK, ALL ABOARD! |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:24:22 AM EDT
[#38]
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Why do you need your wife's permission. Just go do it. Be the man. You're right sir! I need to embrace my inner Bill Clinton and go for the gusto, don't I? |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:24:33 AM EDT
[#39]
March will be 24 happy, monogamous years with Mrs. Brohawk.
Stop making excuses for bad behavior. A man who is controlled by his passions isn't much better than a dog running around humping legs. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:25:24 AM EDT
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I stopped reading at "sew". |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:25:29 AM EDT
[#41]
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Maybe you can ease her into the idea by talking her into letting another guy into the relationship? You know tag team your wife or you be the cuckold. Right? A guy's got a right to "sew" his seeds. Why should your wife be off limits? Help a brother out! Why all the hate, yo? I wasn't suggesting anybody's wife was fair game. (Maybe your daughters, but not your wives.) Who do you think men cheat with? |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:25:36 AM EDT
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Grow up? First post and all that. Yup |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:26:12 AM EDT
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Seems you didn't put much thought into the marriage thing
Shoulda worked out all this stuff before marrying someone who has different ideas. Would it be OK if she was letting the local knee slapper chart new territory? |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:26:47 AM EDT
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I know you're having a hard time acknowledging that you might not be perfect, but trying to project your flaws on all males of the species is sad.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:26:59 AM EDT
[#45]
Sounds to me like you want to get into swinging but she doesn't. Sorry to hear that she's not onboard with the idea of an open marriage.
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:31:59 AM EDT
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Sounds to me like you want to get into swinging but she doesn't. Sorry to hear that she's not onboard with the idea of an open marriage. No, I'm not open to swinging. This is about me getting some on the side, not my wife. That would just be wrong. |
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:32:07 AM EDT
[#47]
Dunno, did you vow not to see other women when you got married? What's your word worth to you?
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:33:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:35:41 AM EDT
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do you hunt with a spear ?
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Posted: 1/5/2012 11:36:36 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Sounds to me like you want to get into swinging but she doesn't. Sorry to hear that she's not onboard with the idea of an open marriage. No, I'm not open to swinging. This is about me getting some on the side, not my wife. That would just be wrong. Why? Women are biologically programmed to be attracted to Alpha types sexually, but want long term marriage relationships with softer Beta types. Alpha types do not make good long term partners... Since she married you, you know which type she thinks you are, atleast subconciously... Biologically, her urge is to have you home guarding the nest while she goes out and hooks up with a hunkier bad boy |
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