My wife asked me a great question last night.

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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:44:37 PM EDT

Does ARFCOM have a challenge and pass for a SHTF scenario? I rattled off a bunch of our inside jokes but none of them worked well as a challenge and pass.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:45:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Flash.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:45:21 PM EDT

[#2]

THUNDER!

I think "wife" and "pics" would be pretty universal.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:45:36 PM EDT

[#3]

Sign: Fuck

Countersign: AROCK

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:47:37 PM EDT

[#4]

"NINE OR FORTY-FIVE?"

"EIGHTY-SEVEN, BITCH!"

"C'mon out, you're clear."

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:48:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Anything answered with 87?

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:48:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Anything answered with 87?

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:48:48 PM EDT

[#7]

GET

BOTH

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:49:09 PM EDT

[#8]

RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:50:25 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That will get you shot

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:51:27 PM EDT

[#10]

SIIHP...

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:51:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Not sure about between ARFCOM members..

But my wife knows the answer to all my challenge questions,

"here is your sammich"

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:53:02 PM EDT

[#12]

Challenge: "The chair has a long mustache."

Reply: "John is against the wall."

No, wait. I think I screwed that up some how.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:54:15 PM EDT

[#13]

Okay try this.

Challenge: "How many beans in a bowl of chili?"

Reply: "87."

Fuck. That won't work either.

Forgot about the "no beans" guys.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:54:22 PM EDT

[#14]

Poop Thread.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:54:28 PM EDT

[#15]

Brilliant! We need some secret codewords.

Be sure and post them in GD so everyone will know them.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:55:44 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
SIIHP...

That was made up on a different forum. How's it going btw?

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:56:04 PM EDT

[#17]

3rd post wins.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:56:13 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Brilliant! We need some secret codewords.

Be sure and post them in GD so everyone will know them.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:56:47 PM EDT

[#19]

WHERE ARE YOU FOING?

POOL PARTY!

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:57:27 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This challenge shall be met with a mag dump.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:57:31 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That will get you shot

Yeah I know

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:57:49 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Challenge: "The chair has a long mustache."

Reply: "John is against the wall."

No, wait. I think I screwed that up some how.

Some old guy today said as we were walking in to a meeting

"Time to go kiss some hands and shake some babies"

A bunch of us cracked up and giggled like girls, he couldn't figure out why

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:58:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

I think "wife" and "pics" would be pretty universal.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:59:39 PM EDT

[#24]

Challenge - ARF!

Password - COM!

We will be forced to say ARFCOM to you again if you do not appease us.

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:02:19 PM EDT

[#25]

Challenge: GLOCK!!!

Pass: KABOOOM!!!

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:07:20 PM EDT

[#26]

Person 1 Challange: Blade

Person 2 Counter Challange: At

Both Challange at the same time : 45

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:09:47 PM EDT

[#27]

Challenge: Beans or no beans?

Though even if they are an Arfcommer your counter still has a 50% chance of getting you shot.

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:21:07 PM EDT

[#28]

Get

Both

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:23:49 PM EDT

[#29]

Pics
Or bullshit

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:29:11 PM EDT

[#30]

fo?

ni!

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:31:31 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Sign: Fuck

Countersign: AROCK

Posted: 1/4/2012 4:33:58 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Pics
Or bullshit

Shouldnt it be:
Pics of wife (and/or girlfriend)
Or bullshit

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:07:26 PM EDT

[#33]

SHTF

TEOTWAWKI

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:09:14 PM EDT

[#34]

merrrrrrrrr!

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:10:49 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
THUNDER!

I think "wife" and "pics" would be pretty universal.

+1

or "Stick it in her pooper!" challenge and "Post Pics" as an answer. Same idear.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:11:29 PM EDT

[#36]

GOOSE!

DRESSER!!

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:15:09 PM EDT

[#37]

"POSSUM"

"BABCAT"

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:16:02 PM EDT

[#38]

Call: I have a hot wife.

Response: Pics aren't loading.

Call: How many opossums are in a cat?

Response: 87.

Call: Beans or no beans?

Response: Chili.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:18:32 PM EDT

[#39]

"Fuck It"

"I'm Foing"

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:18:41 PM EDT

[#40]

running password....Babnanas, babnanas, babnanas

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:21:29 PM EDT

[#41]

How about........There is no electricity.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:22:01 PM EDT

[#42]

Is that you, Spongebob?

Naw I'm a printer repairman.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:24:53 PM EDT

[#43]

Beans! No beans!

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:29:15 PM EDT

[#44]

If we did it would probably be in team so someone couldn't google it easily.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:29:31 PM EDT

[#45]

Challenge: In Before

Answer: The Lock

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:31:17 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Does ARFCOM have a challenge and pass for a SHTF scenario? I rattled off a bunch of our inside jokes but none of them worked well as a challenge and pass.

You guys have guns. I wouldn't trust any of you in a SHTF scenario.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:34:28 PM EDT

[#47]

Challenge: DK's bringing the Goose.

Response: FU AROCK.

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:38:55 PM EDT

[#48]

Shower!

COOKIE!

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:40:30 PM EDT

[#49]

How many stairs are there leading down to the basement at moms house

Posted: 1/4/2012 5:40:46 PM EDT

[#50]

Hot tub

DIVORCE

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