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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:32:34 PM EDT
I ran out of gas today and he gave me a ride. Thank you sir.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:33:44 PM EDT
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You had me going there for a second.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:05 PM EDT
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He didn't plant weed or cocaine on you?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Hows your dog?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:07 PM EDT
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I guess you don't own a dog?
Just kidding, 99% of them are great. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:29 PM EDT
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Did he make it home safe?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:45 PM EDT
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Post count? Join date? Uh huh. He's sucking up.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:35:50 PM EDT
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Why not change the title to reflect the good will?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:36:03 PM EDT
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Fishing.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:36:52 PM EDT
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How did you run out of gas? I never let my tank get below 1/4.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:38:09 PM EDT
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That wouldn't happen around here.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:39:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Pics or BS!
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:40:12 PM EDT
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Hows your dog? Funny, this is not bullshit. I had the 3 dogs in the van. He gave me a ride to my house and back so i could get the dogs leashes. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:42:45 PM EDT
[#13]
How dare he!
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:44:12 PM EDT
[#14]
Why did you run out of gas?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:44:31 PM EDT
[#15]
So he used government funds to haul you around? Stop leeching off tax dollars
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:45:01 PM EDT
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Why did you run out of gas? He obviously didn't put more gasoline in the tank in time. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:45:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Well at least you got home safe.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:46:06 PM EDT
[#18]
In on one!
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:46:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Did he take you to the wrong address?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:47:18 PM EDT
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Why did you run out of gas? He obviously didn't put more gasoline in the tank in time. So the local tax payers had to pay for his ride to the gas station
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:27 PM EDT
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Thin blue line and all that...wait, what? Some animals more equal then...wait, I'm doing this all wrong...
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:33 PM EDT
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People who run out of gas often do so because they have several capped lengths of PVC stuffed with marijuana in the fuel tank which take up all of the room. Good thing he didn't find out, eh?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:34 PM EDT
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That is nothing. I got pulled over the day before Christmas for speeding. I had my dog in the car and I was sure he was going to shoot her. Instead he just gave me a warning, told me to be safe and to have a Merry Christmas. He didn't even draw down on me when I told him I was carrying and that I also had two pistols in the range bag on the seat next to me. He could have at least tazed me or something.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:49:58 PM EDT
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I ran out of gas today and he gave me a ride. Thank you sir. did you go 143MPH in a 55MPH zone? 
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:50:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: He didn't plant weed or cocaine on you? He was'nt a Ron Paul supporter, obviously. 
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:52:10 PM EDT
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I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz
They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:54:05 PM EDT
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I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.True. they actually call me sir now 
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:54:28 PM EDT
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Isolated incident?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:55:13 PM EDT
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I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.
To the OP: He was doing RECON!!!!! He's outside your window right now!!!!! 
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:55:32 PM EDT
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Why not change the title to reflect the good will? Yeah, the title is a little over the top to be humorous, even though well intended. Just sayin' |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:57:42 PM EDT
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Days not over yet. And he knows where you keep your dogs now. It is only a matter of time...
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:59:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: Sorry "politerer"Quoted: I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.To the OP: He was doing RECON!!!!! He's outside your window right now!!!!! |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:01:06 PM EDT
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Why not change the title to reflect the good will? Because the number people clicking on the thread would be 2% what it is with the current title. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:01:11 PM EDT
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Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts?
Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:02:39 PM EDT
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Running out of gas can tell you a lot about a fella.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:03:54 PM EDT
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I had one pull me over around 2am this morning for speeding. 4 miles over the speed limit. After handing me back my license and insurance that asshole had the audacity to wish me luck in seeing the meteor shower.
No ticket. I told him I was on my way out of town to watch the meteor shower when he asked me where I was headed. Since it was closing time for the bars he wasn't worried about some nerd wanting to freeze his ass off in order to see a few shooting stars.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:04:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:06:12 PM EDT
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Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts? Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car. Probally a liability thing. "This cop messed with my car now it's broken, I want a new one!" Also police cars have beefed up electrical systems due to the extra lights, raidos, ect.. There's probally a chance they could fry an older cars electronics
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:06:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: I had one pull me over around 2am this morning for speeding. 4 miles over the speed limit. After handing me back my license and insurance that asshole had the audacity to wish me luck in seeing the meteor shower. No ticket. I told him I was on my way out of town to watch the meteor shower when he asked me where I was headed. Since it was closing time for the bars he wasn't worried about some nerd wanting to freeze his ass off in order to see a few shooting stars. At that hour the "speeding" was a pretext stop to see if you were drunk. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:07:08 PM EDT
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Ran out of gas is the real story here, you badge bunny.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:07:25 PM EDT
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Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts? Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car. This is common for agencies for car-to-car. We carry jump boxes just for this purpose.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:07:34 PM EDT
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Why did you run out of gas? The wife drove home last night.. I made it about 1/2 mile today before plunk plunk FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBRQ |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:08:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Exactly correct. I had a police SUV pull me out when I was stuck on an unplowed street a few years ago, but only after one of the officers told the other I was "okay" and "He won't say anything if we pull his bumper off" (and By God I sure wouldn't!)Quoted: Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts? Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car. Probally a liability thing. "This cop messed with my car now it's broken, I want a new one!" |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:09:32 PM EDT
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I had one pull me over around 2am this morning for speeding. 4 miles over the speed limit. After handing me back my license and insurance that asshole had the audacity to wish me luck in seeing the meteor shower.
No ticket. I told him I was on my way out of town to watch the meteor shower when he asked me where I was headed. Since it was closing time for the bars he wasn't worried about some nerd wanting to freeze his ass off in order to see a few shooting stars. At that hour the "speeding" was a pretext stop to see if you were drunk. I knew exactly what he was doing when he pulled a u-turn behind me. He was cool as soon as he realized I was sober. Checked my insurance, called in my driver's license, and let me go. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:10:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts? Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car. This is common for agencies for car-to-car. We carry jump boxes just for this purpose. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:12:56 PM EDT
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Do a lot of departments have a policy of not allowing officers to give jump-starts? Just curious because someone I know is furious that a cop wouldn't jump her car. So that person has a massive entitlement mentaliity? They don't let us do any of that stuff. At some point we used to do it, but when things didn't work out perfectly the person wanted to get paid, so we stopped. Open a locked door, damage the mechanism, demand pay Change a tire, strip or break a lug bolt, demand pay Battery jump, and the alteneator's regulator, or car's computer goes, demand pay |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:15:00 PM EDT
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I got popped for uninspected car today. I've had a rough year with the fuzz They are much politer when you're a middle aged fat guy in a suit then I remember them being when I was a skinny young guy in a leather jacket with a beard and long hair.A what-now? |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:22:43 PM EDT
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Why did you run out of gas? The wife drove home last night.. I made it about 1/2 mile today before plunk plunk FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBRQ I was going to say 'Moped gas gauge broke'. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:25:30 PM EDT
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So he used government funds to haul you around? Stop leeching off tax dollars I guess he was winng hearts and minds. If i saw him or any other cop getting fucked up i would help out. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:28:11 PM EDT
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Hows your dog? Funny, this is not bullshit. I had the 3 dogs in the van. He gave me a ride to my house and back so i could get the dogs leashes. Luckiest dog's ever
So did you look the vehicle over for blow or tracking device's
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