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Posted: 1/4/2012 1:12:00 PM EDT

Do you use them?

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:13:29 PM EDT

[#1]

Flying dump technique for me.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:14:16 PM EDT

[#2]

Depends on whether I'm strolling in to the shitter or running.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:14:38 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Flying dump technique for me.

I failed. I forgot to add "hover" to the poll.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:15:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Free cowboy hats

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:17:49 PM EDT

[#5]

"Only faggots sit on the toilet in a public restroom. I retain my feces until they are hard, white little dust turds that cut my asshole on the way out, because I always shit at home."

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:18:24 PM EDT

[#6]

No, most NY bathrooms don't have them. I have used them while traveling and they don't work well. Between getting stuck to your ass and the round ones not fitting the oval bowls, they're a PITA. I just wipe the seat down with toilet paper every time or find a different stall/restroom if it's gross.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:20:51 PM EDT

[#7]

"No, because I am not a pansy/woman."

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:21:08 PM EDT

[#8]

No, I am the reason all of you use them so I dont see the point.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:21:54 PM EDT

[#9]

I used to work on a cattle farm. I'm not worried about a damned toilet seat.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:24:01 PM EDT

[#10]

Oh, you mean ass gaskets.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:25:24 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Oh, you mean ass gaskets.

Yes, I had that in the title, but I think ASS is considered a cuss word.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:27:49 PM EDT

[#12]

I make a crows nest from toilet paper.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:31:37 PM EDT

[#13]

I use the target bomber technique. Stand on both handicap rails and hold onto the top of the stalls, hover and drop a sonar buoy from about 3ft above the bowl.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:32:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Poll fail. No option for "I don't shit in public toilets."

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:35:36 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Poll fail. No option for "I don't shit in public toilets."

Pussy

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:53:34 PM EDT

[#16]

I clean a dentist office as extra income and in the patients bathroom there is this hygienic toilet seat what a nasty thing

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:55:44 PM EDT

[#17]

I use it for the front flap, not the seat itself.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:56:34 PM EDT

[#18]

I just put down strips of toilet paper. It's easier than fucking with those ass gaskets.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:58:06 PM EDT

[#19]

its funny some of you think going "raw" on a public toilet is manly. if you dont use an ass gasket there is something wrong with you.

go to wal mart on the weekend and just look at people.....yep thats whats all over your ass. i try not to take a dump in public period......but what do i know? i'm a guy that washes his hands BEFORE he pees.

Posted: 1/4/2012 1:59:02 PM EDT

[#20]

I wear Depends

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:01:01 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Poll fail. No option for "I don't shit in public toilets."

Pussy

Maybe but I just won't unless it is an emergency

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:01:29 PM EDT

[#22]

Alright! A poop thread!

IN!

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:02:51 PM EDT

[#23]

I wipe the seat off with TP and go with that. Your skin is an extremely good barrier. Much better than paper, I'd wager.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:13:15 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
its funny some of you think going "raw" on a public toilet is manly. if you dont use an ass gasket there is something wrong with you.

go to wal mart on the weekend and just look at people.....yep thats whats all over your ass. i try not to take a dump in public period......but what do i know? i'm a guy that washes his hands BEFORE he pees.

It isn't that not using an ass gasket is manly, it's that using one is womanly. The difference is subtle.

I just don't get anyone, man or woman, being so worried about it. Unless you have open sores/cuts on your cheeks, your skin is as good or better a barrier as that thin paper. Just give any splash on the seat a quick wipe with TP and you're good to go.

My .02.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:16:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Poll fail... No Ron Paul option. OP is obvious Obama fan.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:21:17 PM EDT

[#26]

No. I use the sink.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:21:57 PM EDT

[#27]

I shit at home.

Nothing pisses me off like taking a piss in a public restroom, and someone is in a stall fucking it all up.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:23:26 PM EDT

[#28]

I prefer to shit at home, but when I have to (in public or at work), I use this cool protective device.

It's called my skin.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:48 PM EDT

[#29]

I use the hover technique on the rare time that I have to shit while out and about.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:54 PM EDT

[#30]

I ain't puttin' my bare ass where you dumbasses put your bare ass.

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:37:32 PM EDT

[#31]

I used the TP nest technique long before the ass gaskets came about. Just call me old school

Posted: 1/4/2012 2:37:37 PM EDT

[#32]

I hate people that shit in public so much, I always piss on the seat.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:04:15 PM EDT

[#33]

A real man doesn't even look before he sits down

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:15:25 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I just put down strips of toilet paper. It's easier than fucking with those ass gaskets.

This, unless the seat is too nasty or the shit too urgent; then I just hover.

What's just as bad is all of you fuckers with short dicks or huge guts who can't hold it over the toilet and dribble all over the floor in front of the shitter

. I don't want my shoes or pants hitting that.

Posted: 1/4/2012 3:49:00 PM EDT

[#35]

I thought those were free cowboy hats...

Posted: 1/4/2012 9:03:33 PM EDT

[#36]

Upper decker FTMFW.

Posted: 1/4/2012 9:06:54 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
"Only faggots sit on the toilet in a public restroom. I retain my feces until they are hard, white little dust turds that cut my asshole on the way out, because I always shit at home."

You are my hero.

Posted: 1/4/2012 9:31:34 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Upper decker FTMFW.

Always the correct answer.

Posted: 1/4/2012 9:35:51 PM EDT

[#39]

I thought Mythbusters tested this and they found far more germs and bacteria on everyone's face then then public toilet seats.

Posted: 1/4/2012 9:39:25 PM EDT

[#40]

Just an FYI for everyone in this thread....

You MUST i repeat your MUST tear the center flap out of the toilet seat covers... if you do not you will essentially smear shit all over yourself.

That is all.

Posted: 1/4/2012 9:46:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Hell mofuckin' yeah I use them. As well, they DO in fact work. You just need to triple up on them...or more. That's what I do.

And don't forget to wipe one way up, discard. Wipe the other way down, discard. Alternate until that shit comes out white. The toilet paper, that is. I'm sort of an expert on the subject.

Posted: 1/4/2012 10:01:16 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Just an FYI for everyone in this thread....

You MUST i repeat your MUST tear the center flap out of the toilet seat covers... if you do not you will essentially smear shit all over yourself.

That is all.

Guy I work with is really, really short. He was in a rush to the shitter and would up shitting inside his shirt. It was a nice new - tan - polo shirt.

Posted: 1/4/2012 10:14:48 PM EDT

[#43]

Simple Solution Hover that ass over the Seat Duh

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