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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:04:04 PM EDT
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Sit in the stall and tap your foot.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:04:23 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:05:51 PM EDT
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OMG these things blow my mind. Talk about the ultimate in sanitary toilet sitting. No longer do you have to sit on a dirty ass toilet or put down pieces of paper, or even one of those fucking toilet doilies. Fuck that sirs, now that have a automatic plastic cover, that switches every time someone new uses it. I can piss all over that seat, and bammmmmm, press the fucking button, and a completely fresh new seat cover comes spinning around. Thank you fucking NASA for this amazing invention, I salute you. Are there any U.S Senators in the men's room? |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:06:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. I was near the Virgin Terminal |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:08:02 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:08:04 PM EDT
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They had one of those things installed at the local pizza place I eat at. I treated it as a urinal only. No fucking way I'm sitting on that nasty thing. Sure, the seat is covered in clean plastic, but the motor and spools are contained in a plastic housing that intrudes into the rear area of the seat, so you have no choice but to put your lower back against this nasty piece of plastic with shit and piss stains all over it.
might have just been a crappy model. Hopefully the one you saw was better. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:08:09 PM EDT
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Automatic ass gaskets?? There is a god!
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:10:27 PM EDT
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I saw that in a bathroom on a flight to england. I had a lay over in o'hare, but i don't remember if that was where I saw it or if it was at the manchester airport.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:11:10 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC. At least 10 |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:14:20 PM EDT
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I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:15:44 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. ETA NVM, I'm getting slow... |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:15:48 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC. At least 10 I couldn't be sure. It has certainly been a while. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:17:37 PM EDT
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I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact. Until you lean a bit, and fall of that sumbitch! |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:18:00 PM EDT
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I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact. Just make sure you raise the seat before pissing! |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:18:11 PM EDT
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Is this it?
If so, pretty cool. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:23:42 PM EDT
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poop thread
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:24:30 PM EDT
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They have had them for years. The joke is that the dirty plastic goes in one side of the dispenser and comes right back out the other side. You only think you are getting a clean seat!
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:26:24 PM EDT
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The pussification of america has taken a serious hold apparently. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:29:52 PM EDT
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The pussification of america has taken a serious hold apparently. Not wanting a stranger's shit/piss/other bodily fluids on me =/= being a pussy. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:32:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: They have had them for years. The joke is that the dirty plastic goes in one side of the dispenser and comes right back out the other side. You only think you are getting a clean seat! Sort of like the endless towel. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:33:40 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC. Actually been there since 95 IIRC |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:35:50 PM EDT
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I think an air hockey toilet seat would be the best. Hovers your ass a fraction of an inch over the seat so there is no contact. Yes, but what would hover you would probably launch me...if you get my drift |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:40:14 PM EDT
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poop thread Poop thread! |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:43:53 PM EDT
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The last time I was in a bathroom at O'Hara some asshole fired up a cigarette in the men's room.
Place filled with cops all trying to figure out who was the poip. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:45:56 PM EDT
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I went to a restaurant in CT that had those contraptions. It had to have been at least 15 years ago. As I have an aversion to public restrooms, I give them a thumbs up.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 12:59:33 PM EDT
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Thats cool but after living in Africa for two years the state of toilets in the US isn't so bad.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 1:04:33 PM EDT
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How do you know it's new and doesn't just rotate around in a circle?
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:33:52 PM EDT
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its the perfect item for the OCD/germaphobe person.. Howie Mandel's wife bought him one for their house..
Brian |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:36:22 PM EDT
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Great, now I don't have to crap in the shitter, I can just take a massive dump on the seat then spray my piss all over the walls.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:36:25 PM EDT
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Take out of your pack, remove individual wipe, throw onto seat, rub around seat with foot and you're good to go |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:37:59 PM EDT
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poop thread
IBTL
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:40:39 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. They have had them for quite some time (5-8years) but only in certain areas IIRC. At least 10 They had them about 13 years ago. I flew through Chicago the spring before my son was born. I was as amazed as the OP. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 3:47:20 PM EDT
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poop thread Poop thread! Mods are a bit slower on this one I see. 
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:11:13 PM EDT
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Hawrd Hughes wood have appruved
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:29:24 PM EDT
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Welcome to five years ago, those dyson hand dryers must have blown your mind.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:31:25 PM EDT
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Was just there a few days ago and did have reason to use the facilities. I saw no such contraption, so maybe they're running a beta. I was near the Virgin Terminal  And saw the automatic ass thing? Hmmm.
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:33:49 PM EDT
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Welcome to five years ago, those dyson hand dryers must have blown your mind. I thought they were cool! |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:39:18 PM EDT
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LOL suckas. the plastic goes into the tank to be rinsed and is squeegeed as it goes back onto the seat. |
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Posted: 1/4/2012 4:53:36 PM EDT
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I went to a restaurant in CT that had those contraptions. It had to have been at least 15 years ago. As I have an aversion to public restrooms, I give them a thumbs up. Not the best terminology for a compliment in this thread...
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