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Posted: 6/25/2002 6:48:49 AM EDT
I am trying to make the definitive list of Knowledge, Skills, Abilities and Equipment needed to complete the merit badge.

I will start:

1.  Tinfoil hat and matching codpiece.
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 7:05:56 AM EDT
[#1]
2)  Clip on rearview mirrors for your coke bottle glasses so you can see who is following you
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 7:09:06 AM EDT
[#2]
New theory of the Kennedy assassination. 3,000 page minimum.  Must account for all information currently available, make accusations based on evidence that has been lost/destroyed, and document the coverup including names of people involved, all of which have already died.
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 7:19:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Ron brown ... Head x-ray ... stewardess ... femoral artery ... I've said too much already ... [img]http://www.democraticunderground.com/duforum/Images/tinfoil.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 7:54:18 AM EDT
[#4]
Draw up plans for your STHF compound/retreat.

Include (of course) plans for potable water, power, food and sanitation, and retreat routes.

Must cover all reasonable scenarios, such as nuclear attack, race riots, and natural disasters.

Extra points if you also plan for asteroid strikes and invasions by Al Sharpton and Don King.

-legrue


Link Posted: 6/25/2002 8:51:59 AM EDT
[#5]
Build a diorama that shows how NASA faked the lunar landings.  A nice extra touch would be a satellite photo detailing the graves of all the conspirators who threatened to talk.

Another nice project: A trilateral commission/Bilderberg family-tree done in the form of "string art", with different color strings to show the various relationships between the participants.

Link Posted: 6/25/2002 1:59:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Don't forget the personal library of "reference materials"

"How to make bombs out of ordinary toothpaste"
"Disarming nuclear weapons for fun and profit"
"Guerilla warfare for dummies"
"How to hotwire a tank"
And last but not least
"How to become a military dictator in 10 easy steps"
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 2:18:32 PM EDT
[#7]

Ability to write comprehensive theme paper on the Roswell autopsy video.

 [whacko]

 Stepped-init
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 2:32:16 PM EDT
[#8]
Ability to breath through sand, and sleep with open eyes..
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 2:37:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 6:28:10 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 6/25/2002 7:09:25 PM EDT
[#11]
Have few good remaining teeth electro-plated with berriliyum/tungsten alloy to intercept 1028 bit encrypted short-wave-telepathic-radio communications between subterranian mole people living beneath your fallout shelter and Elvis clone who recalibrates the radon detector in your MRE food locker.
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