Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;

I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the
solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just
might get the Airline industry back on its feet.

Here's my plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace
all of our female flight attendants with strippers.  Muslims would not get
on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman.  Of course every
businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of
seeing naked flight attendants.  Hijackings would come to a screeching
halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.  Hell, I'd
fly all over just for the scenery.

It truly puzzles me that congress didn't already come up with this.  Am I
the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Sounds like a good idea, but it won't work.

The 9-11 hijackers anticipated this and trained for it by going to strip clubs and drinking alcohol.