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Posted: 6/21/2002 2:48:49 PM EDT
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I was ordained by the Universal Life Church about 4 years ago.
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Posted: 6/21/2002 3:07:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Ummmm, I am now to be know as:
[center][0:)] [u][b]Reverend [size=4]Timothy Norman Greene[/b][/size=4][/u] [0:)][/center] BTW: My very Christian wife didn't fine this nearly as humorous as I did! [}:D] |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 3:15:41 PM EDT
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Do you think that if I became the most Reverend Stormbringer they would let me back into Assweb?
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Posted: 6/21/2002 3:32:25 PM EDT
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I did it about 2 years ago.
[b][u]Reverend Hong Kong Fooey[/b][/u] |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 3:35:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Ummmm, I am now to be know as: [center][0:)] [u][b]Reverend [size=4]Timothy Norman Greene[/b][/size=4][/u] [0:)][/center] BTW: My very Christian wife didn't fine this nearly as humorous as I did! [}:D] It's a bonafide ordainment. They have a 503 non-profit status. [whacko] |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 3:36:12 PM EDT
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BROTHER'S.. I have seen the light.
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Posted: 6/21/2002 4:48:58 PM EDT
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Deacon Grock please pass the plate.
Sinners, thank you all for coming. Dig deep brothers the Rev. Beer Slayer needs your support. There are tribes in africa that have no beer. |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 4:50:53 PM EDT
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this could get interesting. I can now opt out of SSA as a member of the clergy.
Kool AID for everybody! mike |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 4:53:15 PM EDT
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will be 4 years in august
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Posted: 6/21/2002 4:58:05 PM EDT
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Did you know that members of the Clergy also pay only $3.00 per movie ticket in WA State???[:)]
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Posted: 6/21/2002 5:07:42 PM EDT
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Grock and AntiUSSA hearing confessions? I don't know if the world is ready for that one yet!!! It does conjure up an interesting picture in one's mind!!!! It makes one say hmmmm...
We would all certainly benefit from your spiritual guidance! |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 5:23:20 PM EDT
[#12]
Buahahahahaha!
SAY Hallelujah! Pass the hat. |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 5:27:38 PM EDT
[#13]
The secret speaking in tongues word for the day is... hickamah shunday shicka mahaya
NOW you can pass the basket. |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 5:30:24 PM EDT
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I've got a friend who showed this to me about a year ago. He swears it is going to get him out of the next draft.
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Posted: 6/21/2002 5:50:41 PM EDT
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Hello my fellow brothers and sisters!
I am now the Reverend 7IDL. freaky isn't it? Kind of reminds me of the Reverend Jim (from TAXI (TV)) lol [:)] |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 5:57:20 PM EDT
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rev 7idl.... as long as marilu is in yer front pocket, life is good...
love them redheads! |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 6:01:53 PM EDT
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Pass the sacramental wine... [rolleyes]
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Posted: 6/21/2002 6:02:34 PM EDT
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I was ordained in the ULC about 25 years ago. Are they still selling saint hoods?
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Posted: 6/21/2002 6:09:10 PM EDT
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[b]Welcome, Welcome, My Brothers![/b]Ahh, Umm, "Praise the Lord"!
All kidding Aside, this is legit! By the way, I am a Christian Believer, and did question the concept. But after some soul searching, I figured- Why not? I speak from the heart and the Word, only with those who show an interest, and am solemnly confident I am earnestly following the way of the LORD Jesus Christ- [b][Red]unlike some recent formal religious faiths that seem to be less than holy![/Red][/b].I am not interested in the Tax issues- (give to Caesar what is Caeser's), but do think the protections of the Clergy may have a certain value in coming times, both from a humanitarian as well as a legal perspective... [-=(_)=-] |
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Posted: 6/21/2002 6:37:12 PM EDT
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the sacramental keg is on ice in my shed and i'm seeking nuns for my convent. Saturday the strippers...ummmm... nuns and i will be holding services. All visitors welcome. 10.00 cover charge.....ummmm donation at the door.
mike |
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