Well not really (as of the moment [:)]) I just received a prank phone call from a young person (you could tell) that continued to say "Me sooooo Horny"  I was laughing my butt off because I thought it was comical.  What was the funniest prank call you have ever received?  I guess that new show on Comedy Central has brought the prank callers out of hiding.[:D]

Well, Morgan, I feel I must apologize.

I had no idea that was you, I just dialed at random.

But that was the best one I've made in a while.

Citadel, don't try it again I've got my caller ID back on! [:D]

I've got a good one...

One year at NTC I was driving an Army 0-6 across the desert. The SINCGARS radio had a speaker on it and it was turned up pretty loud.
All of a sudden we hear
[b]I'M CRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYYY![/b] come thu the speaker. Keep in mind this is a secure military freq, so no unauthorized people are messing around. That means its one of our guys!
About 10 mins pass...and once again, [b]I'M CRAAAAAZZZZZYYYYY!!![/b] comes bellowing thru the speaker.
The officer picks up the handset and says, "THIS IS  COL SUCHandSUCH, IDENTIFY YOURSELF!"
Then he unkeys the mike and waits for a reply.
About 30 seconds go by and we hear:
[b]I'M CRAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYY! BUT NOT THAT CRAAAAZZYYZY!![/b]
Needless to say, the officer was PO'd but there wasn't a damn thing he could do.
I laughed till my sides hurt! It was especially good knowing the he had identified himself right before the joker made an ass of him.
Never did find out who it was.
Guess ya had to be there...

Yeah, that caller id, *69, etc., has taken all the fun out of crank calls.

This one's kind of funny [:D]

[url]http://www.laughinglynx.com/sounds/mp3/vibrator-alnomback.mp3[/url]

I couldnt tell if she was laughing or crying at the end...

Yea, I couldn't either.  I know I was laughing though.

I've gotten any prank calls, but I get telemarketer calls all the time.  In fact, all of my friends and family have my cell phone number so if the house phone rings I know it's either a wrong number or a telemarketer.

I usually just let the phone ring but if I'm in the mood for some fun I'll answer it to see if it's a man or a woman.  If it's a guy I just hang up but if it's a woman I have some fun with.  

[her] "Hi, this is whoever and i'm selling whatever."

[me]  "You have a very nice voice."

[her] "Thank you. Would you be interested in whatever."

[me]  "What are you wearing?"

[her] "uhhh."

[me]  "I bet you're wearing some really sexy underwear, aren't you?"

[her]  "ummm.  That's not..."

[me]   When you're sitting there talking on the phone, do you ever touch yourself?"

[click]

Here's another good one:

[url]http://www.channel955.com/audio//mojo/scam_maintenance_02.rm[/url]

That guy Roy G. Mercer is also funny!  I think his middle initial is G or P can't remeber, but they play his stuff on the radio and I laugh my head off.

When I was on the Forrestal the other F/A-18 squadron was the VFA-137 Kestrels(some kinda falcon). We discovered one of the headsets we'd been issued was some kinda old dual frequency setup no one else had, you always hear each squadrons base calls but not the line replies. Well when we switched freqs we could reply to 137's base like we were their line shack.....it was great. We'd wait till their line shack was pretty much through for the night and then "Kestrel base this is Kestrel line"...they'd reply "go ahead Kestrel line"....no reply. A few minutes would go by "Kestrel base this is Kestrel line".....they'd reply a little louder "GO AHEAD KESTREL LINE" of course we wouldn't say anything and after a couple more times they'd be screaming into the mike and eventually the Air Boss would start screaming "Dammit you guys check for hot mike, check for hot mike! You don't want me to come down there an do it!" They never did catch on.

The Camelot/CamelHut one was pretty good.  Also check for the psycho ex-girlfriend messages.  About 30 messages from the ex on the roller coaster (i love you, I hate you, what's wrong with you, i'll change for you, etc...)
[url]http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/voicemails.html[url]

I'm HORNIER than all of ya'll

[img]http://lewistechnogroup.com/guns/MyOldsAmbassador.jpg[/img]

My friends and I have pulled some prank calls in our day. The best is calling Cherry Grove/Fire Island Pines (gay communities on FIre Island). Good times were had by all.

Go to www.eggzone.com to hear some really hillarious real prank calls. Listen to the one where he calls the law firm about his neighbor's cat.

This wasn't a prank but pretty funny. I got a call from an annoying telemarker trying to sell a time share in Williamsburg VA, "I said no thanks and don't call back", click. Well a few seconds later the bitch calls back and says, "Who the hell do you think you are" click. It's too bad she hung up or I would have told her and her boss. [:D]

I've never received this one but I have used this one in my wilder days...you need to do this around 2am...call any ol random number and make sure your waking someone up and say...
"I just got up  to get a glass of water...what did you get up for ?"  [}:D]

 My husband and I have a signal worked out in case it's a telemarketer.  I make the signal and he starts saying in a loud voice "Woman I told you to get off that phone" and other BS like that.  It's useful for whenever the vinyl siding people call b/c we live in brick and they are always trying to get us to change.  Otherwise I would not do it.  But they call at least once a month.  

 TLC had a funny prank on their CrazySexyCool CD.

Do you mean Roy D. Mercer?
"Just how big a boy are ya?  Have ya ever had a ass whoopin?  How 'bout I just come on down there and whoop yo' ass?"

Oh man, that's soo bad.....!! And funny.

Roy "Damn" Mercer?  "I'll kick you in ass so hard, you'll have clear your throat to fart"

LMAO

That's almost evil!

I called my cousin in East TN who has a 16 year old daughter. I left a msg on their machine that I was so-and-so from Cleveland Ford & we had her daughter's Mustang convertable in & ready for delivery. "Please call me @ 338-XXXX." The stupid cousin CALLED the number!! Of course the number was made up. I still laugh at her & her daughter about that.

The all time champ has to be Bart Simpson's calls to Moe's Tavern!! "Is Ben Dover there?" "Is Al Cohol there?"

This one was played on me. I got a call, it was a recorded voice telling me it was the FBI monoriting all my calls, because so and so (a friend of mine) was under investigation. Needless to say it kinda freaked me out. And thinking what in the hell has  so and so done? I turned out to be his daughter on the Internet. Well, I guess you had to be there.BTW she still wont tell me how she done it.

Not a crank call, but funny as hell nonetheless.  I was aboard a Frigate when I was in the Navy (FFG-34), and we were doing drug interdiction ops off the coast of Haiti sometime in '96. Well, we got information particular vessel was a notorious smuggling boat and was headed to the states, so we chased them back to Port-au-Prince. But they beat us into Haiti's territorial waters, so we had to let them go.  We were then assigned to patrol the area, in case the boat tried to sneak by in the middle of the night.

After a week of nothing happening the CO was getting impatient and devised a plan... a coastie ship a few miles away would send a distress call over the unsecure shipping frequency, and we would pretend to leave to rescue them.  Of course we were just giving the smugglers a chance to bolt from Haiti and would be waiting for them when they did.

Two nights later the distress call went out and we tore off at 30 knots for a while.. then we went and hid around a large land mass off the island that offered us visual and radar cover from the vessel, should try to leave.

We all waited in the CIC as silently as in those submarine movies, listening to the shipping traffic radio for some sign that the boat was getting underway.  After about an hour of utter stillness, a crackling voice came out of the radio and, very slowly, said "US Navy warship... we know you're out there...!"

Boy was the CO pissed!  Most of us little people were laughing to tears, but had to stifle it, since the OPs officer shot us a dirty look.

Christmas Eve 1975 on a cold flightline in West Germany. Having drawn short straws, my buddy and I had alert coverage. Out of the silence the radio screams "Give me liberty or give me death!". The wing commander, being the leader he was, happened to be checking on his troops. He also believed in strict radio discipline. He responded "This is Col. (blank). Who said that?!"

Response, "Patrick Henry, remember?"

oh man that one with the line man is pure sadistic evil

i love it
[:D]

Lest ye forget...  What about Peter Gozinya and his buddy "Big" Dick Hertz???

Wouldn't that be Flamin' Island Pines? hehe [:)]