...While en route to male and female booking, the deputy noticed the pair moving around in the back of the patrol car. He looked in his rearview mirror and could no longer see Tina Arie. She told the deputy she had her head on Howard Windham’s lap because she was tired. However, when the deputy pulled over to the side of the road, he could see that despite both parties being handcuffed behind their backs, Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia. The deputy ordered them to cease the sexual contact and then continued driving to the jail. There were no additional charges.

Quoted:


Officer- hey what's going on back there?



Woman- mmmfff nnggg mmfggh "slurp" mmmfgh mmmfuung.



Officer- oh OK.

Quoted:
From the article headers:

Filed Tue, Nov 15, 2011 by Scott Engle

That's when it was first posted to ARFCOM.

Quoted:
"What's you're name?"

"Keith Stone."

"Keith Stone... you're so smooth."

"Always."